Vibbok - Fish Roe

How about Batgirls/Birds of Prey babysitting gen alpha Jon and Dami? Did the kid have fun?

Dick: What's wrong? You look like you saw a Jason.

Cass: The horrors.

Dick: What do you mean?

Steph: We've seen things we can never unsee. Heard things we can never unhear. We will never be the same again, do you understand me?

Dick: I'm confused. Weren't you just watching Damian and Jon for the afternoon?

Harper: I could only stand two minutes. And I've been stuck in a room with Punchline overnight, twice.

Dick: Okay, back up. What actually happened?

[earlier]

Barbara: Hey boys, how was school?

Damian: Kent, spill the lore.

Jon: So this sus guy in math class acts like he's a sigma rizzler mewing for BeReal clout ever since his W Roblox speedrun. No cap, he thought he's Kai Cenat on Twitch and we're from Ohio, when he's really a Big L skibidi toilet with negative aura. So at lunch, we had a GOATed idea and Fanum taxed his gyatt while he stood there cooked like an NPC.

Cass: Uh...

Harper: *gets in her car and goes home*

Steph: I'm gonna re-dig my grave.

So… my jondami fanart so far

Raise your hand if whenever you get obsessed with a new thing you change all your pfp’s to that thing! 🖐️

Jon's the type to know only mainstream anime like demon slayer and jujutsu kaisen, meanwhile Damian's in deep watching animes no one's thought about since the 90s

OMGGG YESS, no because I'm so sure Jon only knew Naruto or Dragon Ball and introduced that to Damian, not expecting Damian to actually get into Anime.

Suddenly Damian is talking about Yu Yu Hakusho and Inuyasha and he's like: what have I created?

Damian, now a teenager and wanting to experience normal teen shit: Baba, it’s just an overnight party

Tim: Yeah Bruce, at least Damian’s asking and not sneaking out

Jason: Small victories

Bruce: Fine… I’ll let you go on one condition

Damian: Anything

Bruce: Point to one person in this room that’s straight

Tim: …

Dick: …

Jason: …

Damian: Thats easy. Pennyworth

Bruce: *pulls out buzzer and presses on it* Wrong! It was a trick question. Not a single person in this household is straight. Get your ass upstairs

Damian: Wha- That’s so unfair, ugh! *stomps upstairs muttering under his breath*

Alfred: Master Bruce-

Bruce: Don’t even try to deny it Alfred. I was young but I still had eyes. You and my parents were very obvious.

Dick: Oop!

OP X DC !!!!!!

Garp would join the fight on principle, though I doubt many would like him regardless of morals due to his inability to combat corruption in a substantial enough way in the Marines as Garp the Fist, Hero of the Marines.

The only reason Koby it's outright lugged in with Garp is because of the Strawhats vouching and Koby being an actual kid. (Something that would make some people ((Jim and Bruce)) a little... Let's just say annoyed.

The military and children shouldn't mix.

But maybe I'm just biased.

I also do not know enough about Rayleigh to add to his part of the conversation.

Though, Mihawk and Perona choosing to stay in Gotham allows much opportunity for other interactions.

Like the Al-Ghul's (who Mihawk would definitely duel until he bested) and Wonder Woman (who I believe would take a liking to Perona and definitely respect Mihawk's dedication to the sword)

Mihawk wouldn't take Damian under his wing, he's Zoro's, but he'd undoubtedly give some pointers like some kinda weirdo wine uncle.

Damian, I think would also take a surprising liking to Perona and they bond over fancy clothes and macabre tastes.

Everyone has a lot of opinions of Garp, and none of them are very good.

And Koby's age...

He is young, but One Piece is a different world with different rules. I imagine it's something like how old you have to be to drink legally across the world. Age of majority stuff. Koby is the youngest Marine we ever see (I think) but there's also a whole bunch of other issues going on so...

Koby's young age definitely helps endear him to Gotham

(I do agree with you, however. No children in the military)

The Al-Ghul's start showing up in Gotham more as more and more talented swordsman start popping up. Also, Diana probably respects all the Strawhats a lot. She'd definitely enjoy sparring with Mihawk

Mihawk get's to grand-mentor Damián. I think he'd enjoy it

Perona is just vibing. She moved into Wayne Manor and Bruce is just letting her

Do you think Damian knows just how wanted he was?

Does he know how excited Bruce and Talia were to be parents? To have a baby? They were married and in love and they were going to be a family. They were happy.

Does he know how heartbroken Bruce was when he thought Talia lost the baby? Their baby. Their little prince.

When someone tells him that his dad chose to have his brothers but got stuck with him, I want him to be able to say "No. My Baba wanted me so much from the day he found out Mama was pregnant."

I hope he does. I hope Bruce tells him. I hope Talia reminds him.

(they're watching bluey)

Y'all can't keep letting kon babysit alone

Velcro baby Damian

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