Part 1 for my comic for his birthday hehe
HEADCANON
Bruce and the kids saving a coin for every time Dick changes lovers is my new headcanon. They all agreed that the money saved will be given to the one lover that stays more than one year with Dick.
Kori was an almost winner. Bruce liked her, and the kids also warmed up to her, altho damian took longer bc of his suspicion agaisnt aliens. She helped Dick in many ways and kept him out of too much trouble and she was caring. But that one lastes 11 months and 15 days (tim keeps count).
Then the jar kept filling and Wally arrived, but no one had hope for it, although they were best friends for a long while and still going strong after Wally came back from Speedforce.
It was tim (the one regulating everything) that announced at dinner that Dick and Wally had been dating for one year and 3 months.
Dick: why?!?!?!
Jason: *walks back with a jar full of money and gives it to wally* congrats wally!!
Dick: WHATS HAPPENING?!??
Bruce: well, dick, some years ago we decided to save money for every lover u had.
Tim: and we agreed that the money would go to the one that lasted more than one year.
Duke: we saved a lot of money for that, u kept changing lovers, jesus.
Cass: I had hope in kori.
*batfam nodding along with Cass statement*
Wally: may I ask how much money is in here?
Tim: 1000 dollars.
Wally: *looks at dick* idk if I should be jealous or worried.
Dick: please don't, okay.
Somehow Wally also saw that as a reward and a challenge that they would not break for a long time.
The Batkids have the same twenty dollar bill that has been going around for like 16 years straight or something - beginning with Jason and Dick
The story goes:
Jason, 12: I bet you $20 that I can make Bruce cry without saying a word
Dick: Deal.
Jason: *walks up to Bruce and hugs with love in his eyes*
Bruce: *violently sobbing and picking Jason up*
Dick: *angrily walks by and slyly hands Jason a 20*
—
A few weeks later it’s
Dick, on a skyscraper looking down at a different one: I bet $20 that I can make this landing
(Info: this genuinely should not be possible for Plot Reasons)
Jason: okay but if you die I get to keep it
Dick: *jumps and lands it*
Jason: *sadly climbs back down to the street and hands a proud Dick the SAME $20 he earned not too long ago*
—-
This goes on between them for years - up until you know what
—-
Dick, out of habit: I bet you $20 you can’t do six front flips in a row
Tim, new and eager to please: watch me bitch
Tim: *does it perfectly - maybe with a tad bit of a waver but still*
Dick:
Dick, crying hysterically for many reasons: *hands the faithful $20 over*
—-
(For plot reasons Tim never spends it for X reason)
Steph: I bet you $20 I can make that guy over there ask for my number
Tim: okay
Steph: *comes back over after successfully getting him to ask*
Tim: *handing over the 20*
—
Cass:
Steph: oh you’re fucking on
Cass:
Steph: DAMNIT *hands $20 over*
—-
Cass:
Damian: -tt- yes obviously I can. I shall take on the bet
Damian: *wins*
Cass: >:(
—-
Damian: Thomas, I will give you a 20 dollar if you can scare Father
Duke: Hell yeah
Duke: *goes on a quest for a few days before he genuinely scares the crap out of Bruce*
Duke: GIVE ME THE $20 HOE
—
By now, it’s a very big inside joke between the bats
—
It’s Dicks turn with the $20 when it happens like the first day
Jason: hey I bet I can make Bruce cry
Dick: oh please he hasn’t since 2013
Jason: Watch me
Jason: *walks up to Bruce, says a few words, hugs him tightly, walks back over to Dick*
Jason: Wait for it…
Bruce: *wonders off and a few moments later - you hear crying*
Dick: *passes a very wrinkly and used $20*
Jason: what the hell is this? The routing number has been out of rotation for years
Dick: oh it’s the same one that we used back when we made stupid bets - it’s been around the family
Jason:
Jason: *definitely not crying*
—-
Anyway; the reason I made this post was cuz of this headcanon
The bat siblings might have a $20 bill but there’s a 75% chance they won’t give it to you because “oh it’s not spending money”
“(Bat) YOU’RE A MULTIBILLIONAIRE”
“I know but this one is special-“
Ik ur depressed rn but i have a question do u ever use brainrot words??
Anti hero Jon who has an obvious soft spot for the hero Damian
I've realized I always draw him in the same pose when he's wearing a hoodie. Damn.
...
Oh well, he looks cute anyway
so it's well known that Damian can draw, but just imagine him giving out tattoos at school. He run's a underground business and everything
no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.
Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.
Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?
Bruce:
Tim: who the fuck is Damian
Jason, freezing:
Jason:
Jason:
Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?
Jason: I have to leave.
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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-
Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-
Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.
Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.
Damian:
Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.
Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.
Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary
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Does anyone have fics where Tim is disabled? Like I need disabled Tim Drake.
That or he's a stoner. Being a stoner also works a whole lot so hand the fics over please. Vapes too.
Skater boy Tim too.
DC bring back crime fighter Tim on a skate board.