Anytime Someone Makes Damian Not The Shortest An Angel Loses Its Wings….

Damian, now a teenager and wanting to experience normal teen shit: Baba, it’s just an overnight party

Tim: Yeah Bruce, at least Damian’s asking and not sneaking out

Jason: Small victories

Bruce: Fine… I’ll let you go on one condition

Damian: Anything

Bruce: Point to one person in this room that’s straight

Tim: …

Dick: …

Jason: …

Damian: Thats easy. Pennyworth

Bruce: *pulls out buzzer and presses on it* Wrong! It was a trick question. Not a single person in this household is straight. Get your ass upstairs

Damian: Wha- That’s so unfair, ugh! *stomps upstairs muttering under his breath*

Alfred: Master Bruce-

Bruce: Don’t even try to deny it Alfred. I was young but I still had eyes. You and my parents were very obvious.

Dick: Oop!

U seen that video of that couple where the girl goes to grab his phone and he snatches his bag of chips thinking she’s going for that and then hands her his phone once he realizes? Thats jondami

I like to think that thanks to Jason's death, Dick's hair became straighter and let it grew bacause he couldn't care less. He was trying to be a good brother to Tim tho, and Timmy was trying to also be a good brother but you know, he was doing the best a little kid could know.

Dick spent so much time climbing, hanging off things, or solving problems upside down that it became a joke with the Titans that Robins think better like that. Fast forward a couple of years and Jason threatens to shoot the next person who flips him upside down when he's scheming (Artemis gets Bizarro to do it). Tim nearly kicks Kon in the face for flipping him over. Kara does it when Stephanie's being annoying, but mercifully by the time Damian's there, no one does it to him. Still, occasionally one of the Bats will be upside down because they got caught like that or fell through a vent and have a Eureka moment and everyone will feel vindicated and it starts up all over again.

another damian headcanon

so it's well known that Damian can draw, but just imagine him giving out tattoos at school. He run's a underground business and everything

some Tim warmups ft: Tim warming up

Dick [showing off Tim to the Titans]: this is my new wittle brother, Robin! Be careful not to startle him, he’s almost too gay to function

Tim: for the last time I am NOT g-

Kon [walks in]: who the hell are you?

Tim: …

Tim [whispering]: I’m sure there’s a perfectly good heterosexual reason for this

Jon's the type to know only mainstream anime like demon slayer and jujutsu kaisen, meanwhile Damian's in deep watching animes no one's thought about since the 90s

OMGGG YESS, no because I'm so sure Jon only knew Naruto or Dragon Ball and introduced that to Damian, not expecting Damian to actually get into Anime.

Suddenly Damian is talking about Yu Yu Hakusho and Inuyasha and he's like: what have I created?

I think Damian definitely loves handling things by himself but I also think if Clark took a dig at him he’d tattle to Jon immediately. “Your Father accused me of being a bad influence.” Because what worst punishment can Clark be given then his son being mad at him? He definitely takes that shit to heart