Ok So… I Know I Made This Like Months Ago And Deleted And Forgot To Repost It…but Anyway!!!

[texting]

Damian: Didn't I have a twin that I killed in the womb?

Talia: You absorbed it.

Talia: Wait, aren't you at a gala?

Talia: Why is this a topic of conversation at a gala?

♯ THINGS TO SCRIPT OR MANIFEST SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU CAN .ᐟ

no, none of this is "unrealistic". get out of that mindset. "logic" doesn't exist. there is infinite realities and possibilities, stop using this reality and is "norms" to dictate what's realistic in completely different realities. thank you & enjoy !

Being able to teleport anywhere instantly without effort

Your skin naturally glowing and never needing skincare

Any book you touch instantly transferring its knowledge to you

Walking into a room and immediately becoming the center of attention

Your bank account always having an unlimited balance

Time bending to your will, slowing down or speeding up as needed

Waking up every day feeling fully energized and motivated

The ability to speak and command respect with just your voice

Any item you imagine appearing in your hands instantly

Food always tasting exactly how you want it, no matter where you get it

A personal library that expands with every book you think about

Your home automatically adjusting its temperature to your perfect comfort

Any perfume or scent lasting all day without fading

Shoes that never get dirty or uncomfortable, no matter where you go

A natural talent for music, allowing you to play any instrument instantly

The ability to read minds only when you want to

Finding secret passageways and hidden places wherever you go

Your signature becoming iconic and instantly recognizable

Having a voice that captivates everyone who hears it

Your reflection changing outfits instantly so you can preview them

A personal assistant appearing whenever you need help with anything

Always knowing the right words to say in any conversation

Your hair growing and styling itself exactly how you want each day

Seeing the world in richer, more vibrant colors than anyone else

Being able to heal yourself instantly from any sickness or pain

Jewelry and accessories appearing on you as soon as you think about them

Your footsteps making no sound unless you want them to

The ability to sense when someone is lying to you

Plants and nature responding positively to your presence

A personal journal where everything you write becomes reality

Your favorite places never being crowded when you visit them

Getting free upgrades on flights, hotels, and reservations automatically

Always having the perfect comeback in any situation

Being able to switch your energy from calm to charismatic at will

A cloud-like bed that makes every night’s sleep perfect

Never feeling cold or hot, always at the perfect temperature

Animals instantly understanding and communicating with you

Every letter or package you receive containing a pleasant surprise

People remembering you in the best way after every interaction

Being able to sense when something amazing is about to happen

Walking into any store and finding exactly what you need in seconds

Art and creative projects turning out exactly as you envision them

A personal wardrobe that updates itself with new pieces every morning

Every door opening for you right before you reach it

Waking up each day with a new, exciting adventure waiting for you

The ability to change your mood instantly to whatever you want

Water always tasting crisp, refreshing, and perfectly chilled

The stars shining extra bright whenever you look at the night sky

A secret hideaway that only you can access whenever you need peace

Villain and violent

Infant and innocent

tim walks around wayne manor like a cryptid after five straight days of not sleeping send tweet

Sketches of Damian as a student because if I have one more group project I'm gonna kill myself 😭😭😭😭

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MYSELF, I'm drawing because I can't sleep, but I can't sleep because I need to draw. The dilemma of an artist...

I hope Damian also suffers from this. Surely he does. He writes his own little comic, he must be like:

Ra’s complaining to that day’s personal bodyguard about how Damian never pays attention and wont stop fidgeting and never makes eye contact with him and he doesn’t know what to do because Talia is getting mad that he won’t bond with his own grandchild and Jason who got demoted to keeping an eye on Ra’s for the week after he killed another of Damian’s asshole tutors and got blood on his favourite rug is stood next to him like. dude your grandkid’s autistic. his special interest is animals. buy him a lizard or something. and Ra’s looks over at him with a considering gaze before going ‘maybe there was good reason for my daughter to take you in.’ and Jason has to report to Talia that evening like ‘the leader of the league of assasins is tucked into bed researching autism in children and also he says im his heir now’

I so want more identity shenanigans fics about Jon crushing on (civilian) Damian, who crushes on (and a secret fan of) Superboy. It’s one of my favorite tropes.

Jon would be like ‘Darn. It. Why is my best friend so cute lately?’

While Damian would open his phone, get on private browsing (with all sorts of anti-spy stuff already installed), and read a Superboy x Reader fanfiction.

Thinking about Damian who gets called 'a selfish prick without a heart or the emotional capacity to give even a sliver of a fuck' and he just hides how much that hurt him until eventually he comes up to Bruce or one of his brothers crying because is he really that heartless? is he really so selfish and cruel?

Yeah no. I would die for him.