Damian (in Between Chewing His Sandwich): Grandfather, You Have That Skibidi Ohio Rizz.

Damian (in between chewing his sandwich): Grandfather, you have that skibidi Ohio rizz.

Ra's Al Ghul (perplexed at what he just got called): I have the what what what?

Bruce chuckled, wiping his nose as he did. Damian quickly swallowed his food, eager to clarify his point.

Damian: It means you're uncool and bad at flirting.

Ra's Al Ghul (debating if he's going insane): That doesn't make any- You said a state in the middle of that.

Damian: It's how some of the kids talk at school. You're also the opposite of sigma.

Damian snickered, a grin plastered on his face as he watched the gears in his grandfather's head grind to a halt, imagining steam billowing from his ears. Ra's turned to Bruce, one eyebrow raised, an expression that was equal parts anger and confusion.

Ra's: I'm aware he's autistic, but unless I missed the part where they have brain damage, this is not normal behavior. What brainwashing have you been putting this child through?

Bruce (texting Selina): You're blaming the wrong person. Kids are going through their brain rot era and Damian is getting caught in the crossfire.

Damian (pointing at the man): Grandpa, you have negative aura.

Ra's (slapping the boy's hand away and then pointing to a corner of the room): Alright now that one I know is an insult! Time out, go to the wall and stare at it for ten minutes!

Damian sucked his teeth but eventually stood up, walking over to the wall and staring at it. Though he was enjoying practicing the latest, terrible Gen Alpha slang especially to annoy his family with, he still maintained respect with his elders.

Damian: He's just salty he has skibidi ohio rizz.

Ra's and Bruce (in unison): Stop saying that like it means anything! Oh great, now I'm agreeing with him! Look what you made me do!

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(Talias look here is inspired by how the fantastic Juni Ba drew her in the BOYWONDER comics!!)

If you have seen any of my drawings before you may have come across me on Instagram before! Feel free to say hi!

1 month ago

I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH

Jon sending this tiktok video to Damian, no context and nothing but this emoji 😏: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jDAEyR/

Damian: !?!?! 🤨

I don't have TikTok 😭😭😭 and google won't let me watch it without having the app. I did saw two happy cows

I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH

I think Damian would show it to batcow. It's my first time drawing a cow, I'm very proud!

2 months ago
The Sillies
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The Sillies
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the sillies

3 months ago

A special Valentine's edit for all the Damijon lovelies out there💖 :>

A Special Valentine's Edit For All The Damijon Lovelies Out There💖 :>
A Special Valentine's Edit For All The Damijon Lovelies Out There💖 :>

And a doodle to complete it hehe (not colored or anything, because I'm definitely not getting that done quick today lmao)

Happy Valentine's day everyone!!💕🥰💕

Og version below the cut

A Special Valentine's Edit For All The Damijon Lovelies Out There💖 :>
3 months ago
By @ Smallstarrrr On XTwitter

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4 months ago
“HEYYY!! PLEASE DO AN ART WHERE YOUNG DAMIAN IS KISSING HIS MOTHER ON THE FOREHEAD!❣️ This Will
“HEYYY!! PLEASE DO AN ART WHERE YOUNG DAMIAN IS KISSING HIS MOTHER ON THE FOREHEAD!❣️ This Will

“HEYYY!! PLEASE DO AN ART WHERE YOUNG DAMIAN IS KISSING HIS MOTHER ON THE FOREHEAD!❣️ This will show how much love damian still has for his mom (I wanna see more of mother-son relationship)”

“HEYY!! PLEASE DO TALIA HOLDING LITTLE DAMIAN❣️❤️❤️ (I'd love to see them matching and fighting enemies together as a partner team🥺)”

So I got a few anonymous asks requesting some more baby Damian and Talia together and just Talia in general.

I decided to have them matching outfits because I think that’s so cute idk. Most of these outfits are actual comic outfits that I love. She’s so stylish I swear.

1 month ago

TRANSFEM DAMIAN SAVE MEEEEEE

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