I Made My Character A Human Fighter Who’s A Housewife/empty Nester Seeking Adventure And Wholesome

"I'm gonna fuck your mom" "I'm going to get my adoptive billionaire dad to sleep with both of your parents and they're both going to fall in love with him and write you out of their will, fuckhead."

(Schoolyard threat from an unknown Wayne child, provided to the Gazette in March 2013. Bruce Wayne, responding via email, denied all allegations of an improper relationship and declared it "entirely spontaneous and consensual."

Mr. and Mrs. [redacted] could not be reached for comment, but court records indicate that Mr. [redacted] began divorce proceedings in April of 2013.)

Argus from greek mythology

bad trick

So I learned that some spiders purr to attract a mate and I had this silly thought!

(I learned after I finished this that they don’t actually purr. They use their lil feet to make vibrations noises from the ground. I was to proud to fix it😔)

this AITA is killing me

no one is doing it like her

POV: A malicious darkling showed up at camp wearing the form of the smithy, but the smithy is… extremely protective of it?

The FSA manga is canon in my eyes, and no one can stop me from making more Four+Shadow content >:).

(Btw, I’m also working on a new LU-related thing that I’m super excited about! Hope to finish soon!)

A daily occurrence

Jason, English nerd, Todd: USE OXFORD COMMAS, CUNT!

Tim, I dropped out of high school I’ll do whatever the fuck I want, Drake: No.

Dick, I speak like 17 languages fluently and still refuse to follow or learn the grammar rules in this one, Grayson: a what?

pol's voice are the "australian possum vs american possum" of hyrule

references under the cut for those who are curious:

Legend's version:

Wind and Hyrule's versions:

(they've got a giant mouth full of teeth underneath)

does anyone have any more posts in this style? I'm making a collection