Dick: I'm So Sorry. Your Brother... He's-he's... Dead

Personally, I think Dick wins

astarion after drinking your blood

Dc x Dp #35

Gotham has a Waffle House that has been almost untouched for a few months now. Sure there have been a few fights inside, but that's no big deal. The big deal is that their cook has stopped plenty of attacks from robbers and even well known rogues.

Many of the staff and regulars also believed that the same cook was also a cryptid of some kid with how quiet he is, how cold his presence is, and how he seemed to just appear out of nowhere with no sound being made. But who cares? His waffles are the bomb.

Danny is thankful for the steady night job, but would very much appreciate it if the Bats stopped watching him through the windows.

I have to ask.... in various animal aus (shape-shifting or ears/tails)..... what do you think alfred would be.... I think he'd be a hare or a mouse....

Those are cute ideas ☺️☺️ Maybe an owl…. For some reason I really want to put horns on him. Like a ram or goat…..

my selkie jason cinematic universe follows an aquatic mammal pattern, so for that maybe….. beaver…..

skeezies

Do a flip

dick asks spider-man if he happens to be in need of an emotionally detached billionaire crime fighting father figure because he knows one who adopts anything that breathes and peter says nah i've got one of those but thank you mister nightwing

catfish

Wade cannot handle all that

Dpxdc prompt:

Danny has made a bet to haunt and scare the inhabitants of a certain place.

His first attempt at spooking someone did not go like he thought it would. He ended up in a staring contest with Cass till the awkwardness of it had him disappearing and fleeing the scene. All his other attempts resulted in a similar result.

It soon became a point of pride. Didn't matter that he got everyone else to run screaming away from him. Cass was the one person he couldn't spook, and it bothered him. A surprise jump does not count.

Cass from her pov keeps reading Danny as harmless as a tiny kitten all throughout his antics.