Violence-and-fun - Violence Isn't The Answer

Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

So if Link was 117 years old in Botw and 123 in Totk (+ 6 years lore-wise and real life wise) Imagine the interactions with the chain

Wind : Soooooo who is the oldest ?

Warrior : Time.

Legend : Time.

Sky : Time.

Hyrule : I guess Time.

Time and Twilight : Wild.

Everyone : Wait, What ?

Wild : Guys I'm 123 years old. I may not look like it, but yeah.

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

The fact that the reblogs were turned off is a travesty

Being a pro censorship ao3 user is so insanely cringe. Either use the (incredibly effective and well designed) filtering system to avoid seeing the shit you don't like or stop complaining. Leave the pro censorship rhetoric to Wattpad or smth

this AITA is killing me

When they say Dick Grayson family move was the Quadruple flip they mean this trick:

(Video from Cirque du Soleil's instagram)

Stately Wayne Manor, as it exists in my BatFam universe.

One of the chapters in Profiles describes the general layout, so I thought it'd be fun to draw up a floorplan. It is not to scale.

My thought was that the Manor would have been altered over the generations, so there'd be a good starting structure, with the room placement becoming a bit hectic over the years.

baby bird burrito!!! that boy likes to be so cozy! and a part of him never grows out of it….

Argus from greek mythology