Guilty Conscience 😬 (i Watched Legion Of Superheroes Movie)

So I learned that some spiders purr to attract a mate and I had this silly thought!

(I learned after I finished this that they don’t actually purr. They use their lil feet to make vibrations noises from the ground. I was to proud to fix it😔)

I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

Living Ghost

(quick explanation for my buddies who don’t know Zelda lore: Thanks to wacky time space shenanigans this Link has ended up in a time period long after the events of the games he was in.  He stumbles across his own grave and reunites with a spirit he befriended as a kid who has been watching over said grave.  Poor guy just can’t catch a break when it comes to time shenanigans.)

EDIT: I wrote a short sequel to this!  You can read it here

robins + shirt doodles >w<;;

[guide] for Wild and Hyrule

[ GUIDE ]:     as they go in for a hug, the sender gently rests a hand and guides the receiver’s head to rest against their shoulder/chest.

Hyrule isn’t very good at hugs. He never knows what to do with his arms, or his head. How long is too long? When should he step back? What if he squeezes too hard?

Sky is great at hugs and more than happy to pull someone in. The traveler tries to take direction from him but hugs still remain…stilted. Awkward. It’s easier to avoid them outright rather than mess them up.

Which makes Wild’s apparent mission of pulling Hyrule into hugs–difficult. He likes the champion and is delighted to spend time with him. But every hug is another reminder that he doesn’t know what he’s doing. There were too few people in his era to practice hugs. 

“Hey Hyrule!” Wilds scoops him into a hug as he comes up and Hyrule panics on where to put his hands and whether to squeeze back. He ends up going for pats on the back which aren’t right, but at least a safe choice. 

Wild lets him go and steps back with a frown. “I never asked, do hugs bother you?”

“No! No, sorry, I just…” Hyrule’s cheeks blaze, but he needs to admit this. “I don’t know what to do so…sorry. Sorry.”

Rather than be upset, Wild brightens. “Hey, no apologies. I didn’t know how to give hugs when I woke up, did you know that?” He taps his head. “No memory means no hugs.”

“What did you do?”

“Sidon taught me! And then Riju untaught me his habits.” 

Having met the large red Zora, Hyrule can only imagine what that might have looked like.

“Anyway,” the champion continues, “I can help! Come here.”

Hyrule steps forward again and Wild pulls him closer. “Wrap your arms around my back–below my arms. Otherwise you’ll end up on my neck. There you go. Nice firm pressure across your forearms!”

This is silly; he’s staring at Wild’s tunic even as his arms keep contact. Why doesn’t he know how to hug?

“Good, now, here.” Wild gently pushes on the traveler’s head, guiding it to lean on his shoulder. Then his arm goes back to wrapping around Hyrule’s back. “Okay?”

“...yeah.” This is–nice, actually. To be close to someone else. He can hear Wild’s heart beating. 

Wild hums and it vibrates through his chest. “Don’t worry, hugging just takes practice. We have all the time in the world.”

Imagine the batkids fuck up major and a batdad had to step in and clean up their mistake

Everyone kinda embarrassed because of their blunder and Jason is lashing out to protect himself from shame

Dick is joining is cause well he feels bad about it being his idea

Now Tim is arguing too

Damian wants to feel involved and u can’t convince me other wise

Bruce is trying ti make a point about safety thats just fully derailed

Anyway Danny as Fenton is just there in the background around all the bad guys he took out before Bruce actually got there like “awkward” but the moment he tries to just tippytoe his way out Bruce turns to point at him “and don’t think you are getting out of this. Your grounded too”

He just freezes. Can batman do that? Is he legally allowed to do that? Wait what does Batman mean by grounded?!!? Whats his move here.

“Everyone in the batmobile we will discuss this more in the morning”

Oh ok thats his move. Ok yea Batman just grounded him. He better go.

So they r having the ride home and everyone is sulking and Danny is just there confused but doesn’t say anything because hes probably tired and it’s batman wtf you gonna do.

So they are at the cave and Danny finally just “so can I call my family to tell them I wont be home tonight?”

You everyone just stops. And slowly turns to face him. “Ah yea dumb question. I guess uhhh no phones huh?” No one moves. Everyone is pretty shocked. Cause one bruce kidnapped some kid. Two theres a civi in the batcave. Three bruce kidnapped some fucking kid. Four some random kid just got in the car with them. Five holy fuck bruce kidnapped some kid.

Breaks over enjoy post

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

artificer is kinda like the opposite of jesus

Dannymay Day 22: Moon Landing

top ten things jack fenton did not expect to see on the moon when he finally installed the telescope his wife gave him for his birthday