Sometimes I Think About Mapletea

'slut era' but it's literally just Francis having a bubble bath, a glass of wine on his hand and on the other is a book

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Welcome. You’ve stumbled into my highly curated corner of the Hetalia hellscape—congratulations, or condolences.

I yell mostly about Hetalia, which means I’m in a constant state of either unhinged enthusiasm or deep historical frustration. I’m, unapologetically, a ‘snob’ Hetalia fan™ because (1) I take myself too seriously, (2) I’m European, and (3) I have a PhD in modern history, which means I can and will get pedantic about historical accuracy. If you think “it’s just an anime,” I promise you, we are not the same.

I also regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a basic cis. Apologies. I remain queer, though, so at least there’s that.

And, because I’m a millennial, here goes: INTJ. If that means something to you, you already know what to expect—perpetually exasperated, and not particularly inclined to sugarcoat things. My patience is thinner than Prussia’s lifespan, and my sense of humor is as dry as the Habsburg jawline was unfortunate. Maybe I’m a little Austria-coded—who knows. You’ll get used to it.

✨ SO, WHAT TO EXPECT?

Hetalia meta, fics, and general suffering over tragic fictional countries.

Edelweiss brain rot—terminal case, no cure.

History rants disguised as fandom content—because I physically can’t help myself.

Overanalysing Hetalia like it’s high literature, and strong takes on lore.

Excessive research for fanfic, and salt (affectionate).

Historical accuracy? Non-negotiable. If you don’t care, I promise I will.

And if I do my job right? You’ll be discovering some new kinks.

🚢  SHIPS I WILL YELL ABOUT?

I’ll spare you the full dissertation, but to name a few: 🇨🇭🇦🇹 SwissAus | 🇺🇸🇬🇧 USUK | 🇷🇺🇩🇪 RusPrus | 🇩🇪🇮🇹 GerIta | 🇯🇵🇨🇳 NiChu | 🇪🇸🇮🇹 SpaMano | 🇪🇸🇬🇧 SpUK | 🇷🇺🇱🇹 RusLiet | 🇨🇦🇬🇧 MapleTea | 🇳🇱🇵🇹 NedPort | 🇱🇹🇵🇱 LietPol

I have Opinions™ about all of them. If that offends you, kindly take it up with someone who cares.

❓ FAQ

→ Do you take fic requests? Rarely. But you can try your luck.

→ Can I argue with you about history? Only if you’re prepared. I have sources.

→ Why Hetalia? Because historical trauma makes for great storytelling.

💌 Asks are open—yell at me anytime!

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If you’re still here, congratulations—you have taste.

TLDR; I write fic. I scream about historical nuances no one asked for. I suffer over fictional idiots. I have a PhD in modern history, which I will weaponise. Expect me complaining about [insert latest Hetalia-related grievance]. Historical accuracy matters. If I die on a hill, it will be this one. If that sounds like your vibe, welcome aboard. Mind the historical rants and the tea stains. Just keep in mind: if I sound like I’m being mean, I’m probably just being European.

i wanted to draw hakama from behind

I hate my life, but I made something. It's a multi-chapter Human AU, inspired by @angeliswiss (*) and it's finished, I just need to find a moment to post everything.

No one cares about swissaus anymore but I don’t care 🤷🏻‍♀️ I made it for myself and the five last survivors... Anyway, enjoy.

Zweisamkeit

saw a tik tok and then drew this while i was wasted last night

APH Rare-Pair Week 2018- Day 2: Music

I’m predictable, yeah.

@aphrarepairweek2018

Here comes the Sun himself ☀️

glassless versión