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I am not creative enough to make art, so I shitpost (she/her, 31 years oldđŸ‘”đŸ» )

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2 years ago

yan! dottore hcs

lord help me this is so self-indulgent i never thought in my life I would be writing yandere hcs but he has been all I've been thinking about for half a year so here i am. ; i actually originally planned to make hcs for all of the harbingers but i ended up writing an essay for dottore so.

warnings: yandere themed (duh), might be ooc bc i like soft yan! lol, dottore & co. being insane, death (it's dottore), but overall a softer yan theme because i love my babygirl too much, might be disorganized because i don't know how to write that well yet :d

i honestly think if this man got attached enough he'd be worshipping you. ♄

he would be the type to show you off to the other harbingers, after all, you are his most precious subject (he really means lover, he just hates to admit it). however, if any of the workers under him even glanced at you in a way he disapproved of, he'd slit their neck right then and there. if he deems another harbinger as a threat to you, he'd probably threaten to make some modifications to them or something

moving on, he would let you have relative freedom to do what you want, to go where you want to go. basically, you'd just be living through your daily routine except you have a clinically insane harbinger (and his clones) tailing you every second. whether or not you notice, whether or not he makes himself known, he just wants to make sure you are safe at all times and that no one tries to take away what is his.

downside (upside) though, he is extremely touchy / clingy. he'd find every opportunity to grab you, your wrist in dragging you along to help with another experiment, your waist because "it's getting cold" knowing you two are in a heated room and he has 5 layers of clothing on, etc. he would always have a hand on you, and perhaps even give you a matching earring to show that you are his. (ngl his earring is so pretty i need it)

due to the natural danger, he would hesitate to bring you on his missions, but his underlings have noticed spikes in death rates when his darling assistant isn't there. yes, he's overly dependent on you, but you are his other half, everything he has ever pursued in life, almost everything he's ever wanted or needed! and you will feel the same way about him, won't you?

ext ; would fantasize about attaching your body to his so you two can never be apart, ever!

tldr ; he's insanely in love ♡

2 years ago
Dunno If I Posted This Yet But Taking Care Of Clones Is Not Easy

Dunno if I posted this yet but taking care of clones is not easy


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2 years ago
Ayaitthomarou Timeskip Au. I Just Really Wanted To Make My Own Take And Malewife-y Them. Babygirlfication,

ayaitthomarou timeskip au. i just really wanted to make my own take and malewife-y them. babygirlfication, if you will.

Ayaitthomarou Timeskip Au. I Just Really Wanted To Make My Own Take And Malewife-y Them. Babygirlfication,
Ayaitthomarou Timeskip Au. I Just Really Wanted To Make My Own Take And Malewife-y Them. Babygirlfication,

gorou was the first one i drew. i like to think he later decides to resign from the army (doesn't cut ties with the resistance tho), mostly because to me gorou seems to be a very emotionally mature person. he'd definetly want to help out people in new ways that wouldnt involve combat; writing! i can imagine him journaling his' and his comrades' experiences, war survival, or even mountain climbing. he still writes ms. hina stuff too tho lol. on the second drawing i was thinking about him worrying about the white patch in his hair growing too much lmao

Ayaitthomarou Timeskip Au. I Just Really Wanted To Make My Own Take And Malewife-y Them. Babygirlfication,
Ayaitthomarou Timeskip Au. I Just Really Wanted To Make My Own Take And Malewife-y Them. Babygirlfication,

thoma was inspired by a cosplayer i really like :) to me, he would slowly become a little bit more laid back- yet wiser as time went on. that cool uncle that makes nice food and brings funny trinkets to you, you know? on a very specific note, i imagine he would, at some point, go back to mondstat for a little while (that's when he lets his hair grow). then he comes back for the yashiro commission again, officially working with ayato and the international trade association this time. he still has the housekeeping habits tho

Ayaitthomarou Timeskip Au. I Just Really Wanted To Make My Own Take And Malewife-y Them. Babygirlfication,
Ayaitthomarou Timeskip Au. I Just Really Wanted To Make My Own Take And Malewife-y Them. Babygirlfication,

ayato. whew. this entire au started after i spent a whole week binge reading bls that involved an older guy being a good cooker, so i really wanted to incorporate that mature, charming, strict yet sly feeling on him. in this universe, ayaka takes his place as head of the yashiro commission and now his main focus is training the shuumatsuban and watching over their missions. i think ayato would take great pride in teaching and studying the kamisato art. also i have a really strong headcanon ayato has astigmatism but refused to wear glasses ehe

Ayaitthomarou Timeskip Au. I Just Really Wanted To Make My Own Take And Malewife-y Them. Babygirlfication,
Ayaitthomarou Timeskip Au. I Just Really Wanted To Make My Own Take And Malewife-y Them. Babygirlfication,

itto decides to spread the "oni way of the sword" and teach the arataki of the front gate art, but not only for humans: the classes are for youkai too. specially after taking part in the recent akitsu kimodameshi event, i think itto would be even more passionate about re-empowering the youkai and bringing humans closer to their culture. i imagine the school would be very humble in its early beginnings (you know, probably just teaching the gang members with some branches), but later on it would catch the attention of the narukami shrine and yashiro commission (as ayato gets more interested in training and yae would find a way to profit off of a new school in need of books), eventually becoming something more official. if you're wondering why he doesn't wear pants: dont even worry about it bro

Ayaitthomarou Timeskip Au. I Just Really Wanted To Make My Own Take And Malewife-y Them. Babygirlfication,

tea time ^_^


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2 years ago
Redesigned The Archon Outfits! Just For Fun Of Course ⭐
Redesigned The Archon Outfits! Just For Fun Of Course ⭐
Redesigned The Archon Outfits! Just For Fun Of Course ⭐
Redesigned The Archon Outfits! Just For Fun Of Course ⭐

Redesigned the Archon outfits! Just for fun of course ⭐

2 years ago
I GOT THE EVIL CRAZY CLOWN
I GOT THE EVIL CRAZY CLOWN

I GOT THE EVIL CRAZY CLOWN

He almost made me reach pity, I feel like a fool  


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2 years ago

Gil and Artoria trying (and failing) to behave when they are seated next to each other on Thanksgiving?

Gil And Artoria Trying (and Failing) To Behave When They Are Seated Next To Each Other On Thanksgiving?

two minutes in and they started to brawl Σ(っ °Д °;)っ


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2 years ago
I Was Given Permission To Post These; Thank You So Much @hassanofthefrostedmuffins For Commissioning
I Was Given Permission To Post These; Thank You So Much @hassanofthefrostedmuffins For Commissioning

I was given permission to post these; Thank you so much @hassanofthefrostedmuffins for commissioning me to draw Douman as the gigachad! Hope this catalyst works and Douman comes home instantly! 

I had an absolute blast drawing these and I also learned a lot too! Looking forward to tomorrow and hope everyone who wants Douman gets them! 

2 years ago

May I get a cursed Artoria x Gil lovechild during this trying time? đŸ™đŸ»

May I Get A Cursed Artoria X Gil Lovechild During This Trying Time? đŸ™đŸ»

Good luck with everything going on rn! Yes life is though

2 years ago
This Is What Kirschtaria Wodimes Ideal Human Looks Like. You May Not Like It, But This Is Peak Performance
This Is What Kirschtaria Wodimes Ideal Human Looks Like. You May Not Like It, But This Is Peak Performance
This Is What Kirschtaria Wodimes Ideal Human Looks Like. You May Not Like It, But This Is Peak Performance

this is what kirschtaria wodimes ideal human looks like. you may not like it, but this is peak performance


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2 years ago

I hope that some day he rightfully loses everything in the end & is left with nothing but his bitter self

I Am Going To Kill This Man

I am going to kill this man

2 years ago

Thinking about how “Dorothea” means “God’s gift”

What her mother must have prayed for when she gave her daughter this name

How, despite this prayer, Dorothea didn’t have a Crest, which led to her and her mother being thrown out of her father’s house, leading to Dorothea’s mother dying a few years later and Dorothea growing up as an orphan on the streets

How one of Dorothea’s worst subject is Faith and subsequent white magic, displaying how little she believes in the Goddess she is supposed to be a gift from

How the other student who least believes in the Goddess and later even starts a war against the Church is Edelgard, bearer of the Crest of Saint Seiros and the Goddess’ Crest of Flames

How that same Edelgard is the one person in all of Fodlan who promises Dorothea to create a world where no child’s value will depend solely on their bearing a Crest or not. A world where Crest-less children will have just as many chances and opportunities for greatness as Crest-bearing children and won’t be belittled for their luck or lack thereof at birth

How, to Edelgard, who does not believe in the Goddess, falling in love with a woman whose name means “God’s gift” feels like a delightful irony, for Dorothea is everything the Goddess and the Church have cast aside, yet she shines brighter than the sun and her passion burns hotter than Edelgard’s flames

How, to Edelgard, Dorothea is the perfect example that the Church’s belief of Crest-bearing nobles being chosen and blessed by the Goddess, making them superior to others, is nothing but a web of lies, for if that were true, the Goddess would be a blind idiot for not blessing Dorothea so despite her being just as good or even superior to most nobles

How the bearer of the Goddess’ Crest and the Crest-less “God’s gift” join hands and work together to bring down the Church that oppressed them and countless others, then build a new system from the ground up to replace the old, broken one Saint Seiros created using the Goddess’ name

Oh the irony. Oh the symbolism. How perfect they are for each other.


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2 years ago

May I get a cursed Artoria x Gil lovechild during this trying time? đŸ™đŸ»

May I Get A Cursed Artoria X Gil Lovechild During This Trying Time? đŸ™đŸ»

Good luck with everything going on rn! Yes life is though

2 years ago

Hi! If you are willing, can you please draw some Stupid Sexy Douman?

Hi! If You Are Willing, Can You Please Draw Some Stupid Sexy Douman?

Where is the police?????????

2 years ago

Hi! If you are willing, can you please draw some Stupid Sexy Douman?

Hi! If You Are Willing, Can You Please Draw Some Stupid Sexy Douman?

Where is the police?????????

2 years ago
This Is The True Essence Of Parallelism
This Is The True Essence Of Parallelism
This Is The True Essence Of Parallelism
This Is The True Essence Of Parallelism
This Is The True Essence Of Parallelism
This Is The True Essence Of Parallelism
This Is The True Essence Of Parallelism
This Is The True Essence Of Parallelism
This Is The True Essence Of Parallelism

this is the true essence of parallelism

2 years ago

Something that really amuses me is the outright Rasputinian methods you have to use to kill Tiamat.

First, Enkidu (the chains) are used by Kingu in an attempt to hold her. The chains are stronger the more divinity the target possesses, and given Tiamat is the Primordial Goddess of Mesopotamian mythos, of course she has that shit maxed out. Except, she is so tough that she still breaks through it.

So your crew is like “well Ok Then, what now”, but then you recall your silly dumb adventure in the underworld because Ereshkigal is kind of a dick, and you remember, OH YEAH, THE UNDERWORLD, that has a super heavy Anti-Divinity aspect! Unlike containment, that works directly on Tiamat’s strength! Let’s dump this giant bitch in there like a donut in coffee!

So you do, and she’s like “AAAAAAAAAAA” (”WHAT THE FUCK”) but she’s still utterly unkillable because Tiamat simply lacks a concept of dead, so she [Shirou Voice] won’t die if you can’t kill her, so while she is weaker than before, she is still is stupidly strong and, well, unkillable.

“MAN, IF ONLY WE COULD, LIKE, KILL THIS UNKILLABLE, LOUD LADY” your pals wonder.

BUT THEN, Ziusudra, an old man NPC that has been with you here and there in the Babylonia chapter, is like “PSYCHE” and removes his disguise and it is actually KING HASSAN and the only hint to this was that Ziusudra holds his cane in the same way and pose Hassanest holds his sword, and you are like “hold ON how the wtf are you here! This is historically incorrect!”, and he’s like “ok so like I respect you a lot from the big help you provided us with back in Camelot, and you remember I promised I’d help you when you needed it? WELL, THIS IS IT” so what happened is that he basically summoned himself with you as the Master (he can do this because he’s King Hassan and King Hassan does whatever the FUCK King Hassan wants), and outright dropped his Grand Servant title and became a regular Servant simply to help you because King Hassan is the fucking greatest, and he CUTS Tiamat’s wings off, prompting an “AAAAAAAA!” (”OKAY THAT’S JUST RUDE NOW”), simultaneously running mortality.exe and installing the Concept of Death in Tiamat.

So between the debuff from being literally in God Hell, having her wings cut off, and having Mister Assassin Himself inject the idea of things dying when they are killed in her, Tiamat was finally killable. This all meant only one problem remained: Actually fucking killing her, because she was still ungodly powerful and terrifyingly strong. Like, just being close to her kills you because of the Primordial Sea’s Chaos Tides (which translates in game to dealing straight up 4k damage to your whole party at the end of each of Tiamat’s turns just from being close to her), but FOR THAT, we grab ANOTHER GRAND SERVANT, Merlin, who also Came To Play, who gives you the Wizard of Flowers and Protection From The Netherworld blessings, which let you, like, survive being near Tiamat (represented in game by massive defensive and offensive buffs and 4k HP regen at the end of your turns), and thus allowing you to punch her in her big toothy face, which you DO, but surprise, Tiamat is REALLY GOOD AT TAKING PUNCHES IN THE FACE, so she doesn’t really go down that easily, all the while nuking you with laser beams, so it takes Caster Gil saying “ONE SECOND”, taking of his shirt, finding Ea in his shed, and gelling his hair straight up to come and blast Tiamat’s face with Enuma Elish a couple of times, which doesn’t fully do the trick, but it certainly works, because then your face punches added up to it, and Tiamat finally lets out a dying “aaaaa” (”this party fuckin sux, I’m LEAVING”) and dies when she’s killed, and that’s how you spend a truly monumental amount of time wrestling with a very loud, very big lady.

And then you have Kiara who is like “OHH I WILL BE A BEAST SO I CAN BE PUNISHED BY MANY HEROES~” and goes down because she didn’t update Norton Antivirus, and honestly, I’m kinkshaming.


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2 years ago
Hallway Nap

hallway nap


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2 years ago

someone post john cena suit gangnam style depression

2 years ago

Silver snow was such a missed opportunity. IS should have focused more on the Edeleth conflict instead of just making a watered down VW

Pls no bulli silver snow it has edeleth angst 😭

To be clear

I love that Silver Snow is a divine tragedy.

I love that Byleth and Edelgard are both plagued by these "what ifs" even as they're perfectly poised against each other, neither of them budging from their chosen positions. That their confrontations are so charged and so personal.

I love that at every turn, Dimitri and Claude are pulled away, that your chosen path doesn't let you intervene for their lives, that you don't even get to witness what happens to them for yourself. You have set yourself apart from their war, apart from humanity, apart from anything not directly related to the Church and to Rhea.

I love that you spend months searching for Rhea, even at the expense of intervening in the war happening around you, only for Rhea herself to become a beast you must kill. I love that her own closest followers are turned monstrous and their devotion becomes their curse.

I love that after all that, you take the mantle of archbishop for yourself and take Fodlan for yourself and are hailed as the new Sothis as you rebuild the land that the Church of Seiros itself nearly destroyed, now under the banner of the Church of Seiros alone.

Did it feel good when you quietly let everyone else die and simply took their place when there was no one else left to lead? Is this what victory looks like? As Edelgard said, your path lies across her grave. What a kind and just goddess you are. Now no one can oppose you.


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2 years ago
Mozart Should Dress Like This All The Time What The Fuck.

Mozart should dress like this all the time what the fuck.


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