Reinventing Yourself As A Violent Act

if you spend your life bitching and complaining about the fact people are 'expected' to engage in the dreaded pointless banal '''small talk''' instead of learning to trade pleasantries with the people around you, you will never know the true and heady joy of doing a dumb bit with a complete stranger and as a result your soul will remain small

its ashame that cigarettes are smelly and kill you because they truly are kinda sexy

Why did I only find out today that the “I think we need to kill this guy meme” was a fucking Steven Universe vs Hitler comic?????

I was just caught so off guard by this

science a few years ago: thc may be beneficial sometimes perhaps???

science now: not like that

who up hating pop psychology

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

take this one dad

Sorry. Looks like what we thought was proof of the human the soul was actually left over bong water. I’m so sorry. 

curing my depression by reading a book about trauma because it has all my favorite sciencey words