I Just Imagined A Creature That Would Scare You Soooo Bad Dude

This morning when I was outside walking for many hours, I made sure to do my part as a Dark Feminist. Every time I saw a man, I flipped them off and said "Do Better!" while smirking darkly. Every time I saw a woman, I gave them a sheepish smile and said "Ah... a queen," while nodding thoughtfully. I saw one Gender Ambiguous. I stared at them through their car window while they were at a red light. "WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS?" I said. It was certainly loud enough for them to hear me, as I yelled this several times while making bold eye contact. They did not answer. They drove away. Sigh. Being a Dark Feminist is hard work in the world of Pronoun, but I persist.

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

get a roommate they said. well now she makes my period come early so that was kind of rude

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

R.I.P