When I THINk I'm Just Watching A Video Of A Beautiful Woman With An Ethereal Dress And Light In Her Eyes

country music used to be about cowboys and being a fruity little rebel. now its all about how to fuck a tractor or be racist or something

i want to do a million things at once. I want to study, read, watch tv, relax, listen to music, sing and run all at once. it feels like there’s never enough time to do anything.

I think the most effective rebuttal in an internet argument is to just straight up start writing fan fiction about you and them kissing

Claude Monet (French, 1840–1926)

don't have the rain power to work on my methods section but I do have the energy to play the sims for 10 hours

revisiting a piece of media that made you so unwell in the past is just like [touches hot stove] ah yes my old friend the hot stove [sizzling and scorching smell]

aw hell nah they made peepaw sad