“people Who Have Never Left Their Home Towns Are So Small Minded And Boring” Is Something I Wish

I smoke weed and my dick fall off

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

its ashame that cigarettes are smelly and kill you because they truly are kinda sexy

Magma is to lava as stomach acid is to vomit

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

going to a party. what is this, euphoria?

i want to do a million things at once. I want to study, read, watch tv, relax, listen to music, sing and run all at once. it feels like there’s never enough time to do anything.

The magician (yes that’s the real common name), Marialma magicaria, Geometridae

Found in mountainous areas along the northwestern coast of South America

Photo 1 by franklinhowley and 2-3 by indianacristo

Every year I get angrier and angrier listening to Big Yellow Taxi because yeah, yeah you were absolutely right, Joni Mitchell. They did pave paradise and put up a parking lot. And nothing has changed about that in the last 50 years, Joni Mitchell. It’s still a parking lot. With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swinging hot spot no less. You were right about that. You were absolutely right. You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Nailed it. That is true. And I’m frustrated about it.