This Picture Is Cracking Me Up So Bad House Looks Like A Recently Divorced Dad Who's Spending The Weekend

me when someone is venting to me

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

Could really go for a crisp 56 degree October day with fall scented candles burning, wearing my favorite sweatshirt, && cookies baking in the oven right now.

one thing you have to understand is sometimes a girl will express her need to kill and you just have to be understanding. this is natural just like shoplifting

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

I coulda been born a cat but No. I have to live under capitalism instead.

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

I heard about this earlier but this is phenomenally good news because a lot of these manuscripts hold palestinian intellectual history dating back centuries and my friends who work in the Islamic book history field believed these all to be gone

take this one dad

just wanna let you guys know whats been going on on twitter