Cigarettes Give You Cancer, Alcohol Gives You Cancer….. What’s Next? The Fire Retardant In My Ceiling

i can't fucking shut up about the man that people are starting to call "The Claims Adjuster" because he not only shot that evil fucker but:

wrote deny defend depose on the bullets in sharpie

deliberately left behind a backpack in central park full of fucking monopoly money

and the cherry on top (so far) is that he potentially used a gun that was designed for veterinarians to put down sick animals

its art, its amazing, this is the best thing thats happened in like 10 years and he is my hero. Everything has felt so bleak and this is like a ray of light shining through the dark clouds into my soul

may they never catch him, and may we never find out who he was

I think the world needs less social networks

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and, more mycelium networks!!!

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"LIKE" if u agree

"REBLAG" to fuck me nasty

Could really go for a crisp 56 degree October day with fall scented candles burning, wearing my favorite sweatshirt, && cookies baking in the oven right now.

When I did my hobbies I used to often think "man, I'm so glad I have all my limbs and fingers" but then I felt I was overly attached to my limbs and that could be problematic

Shrink him with a dhrink ray feed him 1 jellybean watch him explode blood and viscera everywhere

kept track of how many times ive cried and shat this year. so far its 502 and 338 and im not telling you which is which

aw hell nah they made peepaw sad