Worst Part Of Having The Party At Your Own Place Is That You Can't Run Home Drunk

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

Franz Kafka, 1912

get a roommate they said. well now she makes my period come early so that was kind of rude

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

tumblr blog whose phone number is their username

me when someone is venting to me

Fan art

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me