Surely The Conses Wont Quence

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

ough all these are so good — I want smthing sun, moon n stars themed I think ^.^

top surgery tats

Me: knows my depression gets significantly worse in December, every December, and there’s nothing I can do but distract myself until it’s not December anymore

Also me, in December: um hi yeah excuse me, why am I super depressed? Absolutely shocked and flabbergasted by this turn of events

study of the love note

there is something about the action of folding that is integral to the love note. once folded, it’s charged with a furtive and hopeful magic, like finishing a spell

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

someone needs to shake me around or smack me like faulty electronics

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"