He Angels On My Shotgun Til The War's Won

Former Minnesota Vikings punter, Chris Kluwe, who was blacklisted from the league for standing up for marriage equality, speaks at a city council meeting where he calls Trump a Nazi. He is subsequently arrested and carried out by police.

“There’s nothing heroic about suffering” okay but what if I suffered and I was kinda sexy with it. Like my shorts were a little too short and you could see my ass when I bent over. What then.

am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

"scalp massage" this "scalp massage" that it's ok you can just say it. Boys like it when you pet them

hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

hey you reading this, you are gorgeous. I'm gonna need you to drink some water though. just because you're so gorgeous doesn't mean you can skip out on drinking water

big shoutout to dudes smoking a cigarette while acting visibly chill and unbothered just outside of train stations — if I’m sprinting towards the station at top speed and then I see you just chilling there, smoking with your hands in your pockets while staring at the train, I know that I can stop running and walk leisurely instead. Don’t give a fuck what the train schedule says, I know for a fact that you know better & it’s not gonna leave without you. Thank you for the community service which you provide, kissing you right on the mouth wait, what?