People Often Think I'm Doing It For The Bit But Unfortunately I Am The Type Of Guy Who Just Says Shit

told my dad I’m gonna be Spock for Halloween and he immediately went “Are you gonna have a Kirk for your Spock?” what a way for my father to call me bitchless

big shoutout to dudes smoking a cigarette while acting visibly chill and unbothered just outside of train stations — if I’m sprinting towards the station at top speed and then I see you just chilling there, smoking with your hands in your pockets while staring at the train, I know that I can stop running and walk leisurely instead. Don’t give a fuck what the train schedule says, I know for a fact that you know better & it’s not gonna leave without you. Thank you for the community service which you provide, kissing you right on the mouth wait, what?

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tara.sky.p

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Funny how depending on who's saying it and where, the words "dark fantasy" could mean that the work contains a hardcore questionably ethical kink scenario, or it could mean that at some point there might be some kind of a Skeleton King.

i have a disorder where i name every file like "final" "final final" "final final final" "this 1" "this is the oone" "THIS ONE" "actually finished complete hightest quality perfect in every way" "LAST FIJNAL I PROIMISR

hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn