M'lord, The Council Hath Been Convened, They Art Now Requesting Thy's Presence. I Suggest You See Them

Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

This counts as vent art.

2017

the year of farming

"desire is the root of all suffering" actually suffering is the root of all suffering. hope this helps!

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the bird that lives in the wall

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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.