Btw The Katy Perry/bezos' Girlfriend/other Four Irrelevant Billionaires 10 Minute Space Stunt Was Not

The Aquarium's first animal 🐈💙

I have a deep and complex sadness within me. the complexity comes from the fact I have no idea what causes it

“…And Stay Down!” Charles Keegan 1998

sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.

Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise

the bird that lives in the wall

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