actual tears running down my face
thoughts on the Minecraft movie
You know fucking what??? I hate Jack Black. How can one man do the same fucking shtick for 30 years and not be judicially punished for it? "ohh I'm jack black, I'm going to say this sentence in a overly enunciated way!!" Catchphrase!!! "ohh I'm gonna sing about bacon now. Ohhh it's Steves epic bacon song, b-b-bacon!! jazz hands! jazz hands!!" "I'm jack black, I'm going to do a kick, and then at the same time I'm going to say out loud "Karate KICK" and THATS THE WHOLE JOKE! THAT I SAID THE THING THAT I AM CURRENTLY DOING IN A STUPID FUCKING VOICE
I understand that he's nice and all, so he gets a pass. It's always 'Just let him do his thing, he's a friendly guy :)' - how about we let ALL the nice people in the world do what they want ??!!! And then we can throw one big happy nice-guy picnic, where we all tell each other how nice and awesome ALL of our ideas are ?? :3 !!! How about we ALL just agree to be polite, even when someone suggests something that objectively fucking SUCKS? Well, we let the nice guy run rampant on Minecraft and now the game is permanently scarred by this tumor of a film. I played Minecraft as a young teen, all the way back in Alpha. 2010. I feel like I just watched jack black puppeteer its limp rag-doll corpse through a crude slapstick routine. If he's so nice, why has he hurt me?
sometimes I see in stark contrast how hate begets hate and the cycle never ends
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I don't think that's true like at all. I think that's another Liberal Trite Aphorism, with respect. it's one of those Sage Wisdoms which gets bandied about in Academy Award Winning films and biopics about Jackie Jackoff and his story of how Love Conquered The Power Of Hate and Led To A World Filled With Tolerance. This is a lie sold to you by the liberal capitalist ideological ecosystem in an attempt to assimilate your political consciousness into a shape which can accommodate abiding the existence of capital.
There is nothing inherently "Good" about "Love." There is nothing inherently "Bad" about "Hatred." Both of these things are just Things. Like Force, or Violence, or A Hammer. A hammer can build a home or break bone. Force can liberate a people or imprison them. Love can be used as the justification for brutal fascisms and can be the basis of people's revolutionary convictions. Hatred can be an emotional driver towards liberation even as it can be the basis of violent reaction. None of these things are inherently anything. It matters what they are used for and why. To say that "hate begets hate and the cycle never ends" is to be, respectfully, woefully credulous to an ideological framing which exists quite clearly and specifically to stifle and de-legitimize valid attempts at social change through the use of force.
You must free yourself from the analytical prison of the disconnected, un-constellated points of "wisdom" which paint the sky of liberalism's cosmology. There is something beyond this. You must learn to actually understand how the world works, seeing past the veil that Ideology has drawn over your eyes. You must, because the stakes are to be blind to the basic realities of the world around you. You must Jack Out. Wake up, Neo! etc etc etc ad infinitum.
Specimen
at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.
ok if u want like endless refreshing beverages that are basically free like, just buying a bit of mint and putting it in ice water is truly a game changer. started doing this yesterday and i feel noticeably more hydrated altho its kinda chicken/egg because im probably drinking more water because it tastes better. anyhow, i feel like this is a good thing to give guests if you are entertaining guests too.
also this isn’t my house its an air bnb so don’t judge the decor i would def put floral wallpaper up if i had weird protruding things on my walls like this and i certainly wouldnt waste time and money framing a picture
This counts as vent art.
rejoice. celebrations in the streets. I'm going kitty cat mode
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT