I want a Wolfie
Wolfie knew that the portal heād been hurled into wasnāt one of the usual portals they chased the shadow through, but this was bad. He wasnāt in any of the Hyrules heād been to before, and the world looked, felt and smelt so strange to him.
Roaring metal contraptions were going down roads, people walked on streets and entered mile-high buildings regularly, and he couldnāt sense anything that could get him home.
The best he could do was lay low and wait for the others to come looking for him.
If he could survive that long
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When your best friend suggested getting another pet after your elderly pet had passed, you werenāt sure. Youād lived with Meatball for so long, knew all of his ticks, his preferences and the best way to brush him without being clawed that you didnāt know if you could even let another animal in your heart. That was until you met Wolfie ā the aptly named huge dog looked so miserable and lonely in the rescue yard that you couldnāt help but go over and pet the poor boy.
He was resistant at first but eventually sank into a hug, whining quietly, and your mind was made up ā heād be coming home with you.
That was a few months ago, and you were so glad you took him in; he was such a strange and intelligent beast that you swore up and down knew how to read clocks and open packets of snacks that he couldnāt have gotten into easily ā but that was beside the point: he was a lovely boy, and you loved him so much.
At first, he was unsure of everything, but now heād settled into your home and had his own routine and little quirks ā he woke up early, let himself out to play in the yard, and would come in to nudge you awake for breakfast. Wolfie was probably the only reason you woke up early at this point.
It was 7AM, and you knew Wolfie would be coming in any moment, but you wanted to sleep in just a few minutes longer ā you really needed it. The door opened, and Wolfie boofed quietly, but you refused to indicate you were awake.
A moment later, the blanket was slowly pulled off you, and Wolfie barked, nudging you with his snout. You yawned, reluctantly opening your eyes to see the adorable dog sitting in front of you, panting happily at you now that you were sitting up.
āYou and I need to discuss how important it is to sleep in on the weekends, Wolfieā, you informed him sternly before heading to the bathroom to freshen up.
Wolfie met you downstairs, crowding around your legs as you prepared his breakfast and waited for your toast to finish toasting before slathering it with a healthy amount of chocolate spread. Wolfie whined at you, and you giggled
āNo, Wolfie, chocolate is bad for doggos,ā you told him, and Wolfie pouted, giving you puppy eyes, but you refused to give in. āItāll send you to the vet, Wolfie, and I doubt youāll enjoy that.ā
Wolfie huffed, following you into the living room and flopping across your lap. You didnāt mind this at all; Wolfie was incredibly fluffy and warm, so his warmth kept your legs warm, especially now that it was winter, but he was also heavy, though you werenāt about to tell him that.
Crunching on your toast, you scrolled through your phone, reading through the group chat and smirking as your friends roasted one another ā you loved your friends; you couldnāt imagine them not being in your life.
Wolfie barked, moving off of your lap, and you raised an eyebrow as he spotted a cat in the yard and slowly made his way to it.
Wolfie was so weird. He loved cats even though they didnāt always love him, and you followed him to the backyard to watch him nuzzle a cat gently and curl up around it. Your boy was so gentle and friendly; he managed to get a lot of the neighbourhood cats to nap with him and could often be seen with a bunch of cats holding him hostage by sleeping on his tremendous floof.
You loved him so much.
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Wolfie nudged the cat gently with his snout, and the cat sighed.
āThereās no news about any portals or other worlds being opened on this sideā, his informant meowed, and he sighed.
āIt must have been opened from the other side, thenā, he surmised, and the cat nudged him gently.
āCheer up; you still might find your way home yet.ā
Wolfie hummed, returning to sit by your chair as you wandered in after him, taking a seat and petting his ears.
This world was so strange ā not only was the magic very faint, but almost impossible for him to track down, and this world was already difficult to navigate on his own ā he was glad he had you to gently introduce him to the world around him. He was also eternally grateful that you were so kind to take him in when you still grieving your cat ā Wolfie could still smell traces of the elderly cat around your house and knew you must have cared for him as profoundly as Meatball cared for you.
You were a good person, a little odd but well-meaning.
You also had a strange talent of giving him the best ear scratches, which he enjoyed but would deny if the others ever brought it up.
He missed home, and the strangeness of this world clung to his fur like that weird shampoo youād used on him that he did not like ā heād given you the silent treatment over that, and you luckily didnāt use that foul-smelling concoction on him again. It was embarrassing to be washed down, especially in wolf form. Still, there wasnāt much he could do about it ā he didnāt dare transform back into Hylia form just in case anyone caught him, and explaining his whole situation wasnāt something he was willing to do just yet.
He just wanted to go home, but at the same time, he didnāt want to leave youā¦
You were so kind and loving to him, and Wolfie just knew that youād love his Hylian form too, and youād fit into the chain so well, and theyād love you so much, and youād learn to love the fair land of Hyrule too.
Wolfie noticed you getting up and followed you to your room, abruptly facing the corner and strictly staring at the wall as he saw you changing your clothes.
You laughed for some reason, āYouāre so well-behaved, Wolfie!ā
Wolfie huffed, and you giggled, reaching over to pet his ears, but he refused to look at you in such a state of undress, especially when you didnāt know his true nature and couldnāt consent to change in front of him like this.
āIf you were secretly a human turned into a dog, youād tell me, right?ā there was a joking tone to your question, and Wolfie looked at you and barked, tilting his head, making his best impression of a regular dog.
Could you know?
No, there was no way you could know
You were probably just joking, but that didnāt stop his unease. He couldnāt let you know, not now! Yes, he had known you for months at this point, but he wasnāt ready to reveal himself to you just yet, nor could he prove anything about his world without transforming first and needlessly scaring you ā he needed to handle the reveal with tact.
You headed out the door, giving a few pats goodbye before locking the door, and Wolfie wandered over to your bed and flopped onto it, taking in your scent.
He loved you so much and just wished this horrible nightmare was over so he could take you home with him; youād live a charmed life in Ordon with him away from all the hustle and bustle of this confusing modern world ā heād take care of all the farm life and youād just have to sit and enjoy life with him. Maybe he could adopt a dog, too, since you clearly loved Wolfie.
That sounded like a good ideaā¦.
But first, he needed to get home.
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Hours had passed before you finally returned home, but you didnāt enter your house just yet, opting to stare through the window at what Wolfie was doing.
Sitting on the highest perch of the cat tower was Wolfie, completely at ease with the situation but staring morosely outside the window.
You couldnāt help it; you cackled.
Wolfie must have heard you because he brightened up and leapt down, barking up a storm as you giggled, unlocking the door and petting him as he attacked you with kisses and licks as you entered.
āHi, baby! Hi!ā you cooed, rubbing his ears as he snuffled about your legs, following you as you shucked your coat and boots before getting started on dinner.
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Wolfie couldnāt help but be excited when you returned, he had been bored as he usually was when you left, and nothing you left him was entertaining enough ā he wasnāt some simple dog that you could leave with destructible toys, but you didnāt know that, and he could never blame you.
He also loved watching you cook ā you ranted about your day at work, sang some silly made-up song about whatever vegetable you were chopping, or simply sang to him as you cooked. You sometimes dropped scraps, and he was not above munching on them as they fell ā sometimes, you even slipped him some extra vegetables that you didnāt need, which he happily crunched on.
āMy cute little Wolfie,ā you cooed, twirling around him, draining a pot and Wolfieās tail wagged watching you; you were so full of life and love and were so adorable. āI wish I could talk to you and know whatās on your mind.ā
Wolfie barked in agreement; he wished he could speak to you openly, too, to not be forced to hide like this until he found a way home. You poured out some kibble for him, and while he disliked such foods, it was apparently good for him, and he didnāt like seeing you upset at him for not eating.
The first day you had brought him home, you had poured out some kibble, but he refused to eat it, so you had sat there for hours, pleading for him to eat.
āPlease, Wolfie! Itās really good for you!ā you begged, looking at him with such an upset expression that he remembered feeling so bad. āPlease just eat at least one bite! Please, I promise Iāll let you be afterwards!ā
He remembered caving soon after, and you had cheered, scratching behind his ears and almost cried with relief when he continued eating. Of course, Wolfie would eat that disgusting food if it meant that you were happy with him, and he was so glad he hadnāt upset you like that again.
The only other time heād seen you so upset was when an old boyfriend of yours had cheated on you, and Wolfie couldnāt help but feel bad for you. You were such a nice person, and he hadnāt known you all that long at that point, and he remembered crawling into your lap and simply comforting you that way. It had worked, and Wolfie enjoyed the snuggles and cuddles too, and they had become a regular fixture in your routine.
Now, Wolfie watched you wash the dishes, humming a song under your breath, and he simply sat there, watching you with his tail wagging. Being around you was so nice and calming, and he quickly followed you up to your room as you headed to bed, giving him a few pats as he laid down next to you to sleep.
He had dozed off, but his ears perked at the strange sound in your room.
Sitting up, his eyes caught the unmistakable sight of a portal opening up, and his senses instantly told him this was back to Hyrule, back to his pack, back to where he belonged.
Practically leaping out of bed, he transformed back into his Hylian form, stretching slightly to get used to this body again and paused, looking at you.
He had long debated about whether or not to bring you with him when the time came and has chosen to take you with him. Now that the moment was here, he couldnāt help but brush your cheek gently with a smile.
Link couldnāt stand the idea of not being with you ā he had already been separated by worlds from Midna, and he wasnāt about to let this happen again with you! Scooping you up in his arms quickly, he grabbed a few of your blankets and hopped through the portal, the glowing doorway disappearing as he entered.
He was going home and would have his love with him this time.
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A/N: remember that pic I posted a while ago captioned "Wolfie waiting for Y/N to come home", this is the fic that goes with itea[o[sgjph
@cloudninetonine @xynnia @times-bisoprolol
More Wolfie? More Wolfie!
Basically, Wolfie got yeeted to the modern world and was rescued. Reader adopted him and he quickly got attached so when the time came to go back to Hyrule, he took Y/N with him bc of course they'd love Hyrule and him and everything/s
In the modern world, Wolfie just looks like a wolf dog, not an actual wolf, and he is the best boi to Reader
LMK what you think please!
i love when Oda wants to give Luffy a cool hat but obviously he can't get rid of the straw hat so he just starts stacking them
do you think you could do some Dabi smau where he has a kid with reader and all the fluffy things?
Iām in pain after the last one </3
if youāre not comfortable do not feel pressured to do it! <33333
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parenthood was not in the plan, but now there's a glitter drawing of you and touya on the fridge.
rereading my own fic and every single line is hitting because i wrote it specifically to cater to my extremely particular interests
photographed by Phil Sharp (2022)
cw: crack, fluff, insecure bakugou. izuku and shoto have unnamed female partners.
āAre you good?ā
Izuku doesnāt hear him the first time, and Katsuki makes a grunt of frustration before raising his voice again to repeat the question.
āWhat the hell is going on with you, Deku?ā
Izuku startles slightly at the question as he zips his duffel bag closed then turns to his friend/coworker. His left arm is still bent with his hand rubbing his flank, just as he has periodically for the past hour.Ā
āYeah?ā
āWhy are you acting like you have the spine of an eighty-year-old?ā Katsuki inquires, closing his own locker. Izuku gives him a look of confusion initially, then his eyebrows raise as he connects the dots.
āOh, yeah my back hurts a bit. The couch we have isnāt that comfortable.ā
āCouch?ā
Shoto looks up, still hunched over tying his shoelaces, also curious. Izuku notices his sudden interest and laughs, scratching the back of his head.
āWell, uh⦠___ had a dream that I was cheating and-ā
Bakugou grimaces and cuts in. āSo you slept on the couch?ā
Izukuās embarrassed laughter worsens. āWell itās easier to just do that than to explain to her that she doesnāt have premonitionā¦ā
Katsuki sighs and rolls his eyes, not intending to inquire further about his friendās girlfriendās insane behavior, but Shoto suddenly snorts as he stands up. Surprised, the other two glance at him.Ā
āAnd why are you laughing?ā Katsuki is the first to ask.Ā
Shoto slings his far-too-expensive gym bag over his shoulder, smiling.Ā
āBecause for once I actually get this sentiment.ā
Katsuki raises his eyebrows.Ā āWhat do you mean you get it?ā
As Shoto leads the way out of the agency locker room, Shoto explains that the last time he slept on the couch had a similar tone -Ā
āApparently thereās a wrong way to answerĀ āwould you love me if i were a wormā?ā
Izuku frowns.
āYeah, you should have dodged that..ā
āI mean, she did curl up next to me afterwards to sleep so it was okay⦠eventually⦠after a lot of tears.ā
Shoto and Izuku laugh while Katsuki follows along, suddenly realizing heās the only one who might be left out of the experience of having an insane partner. The elevator down to the garage opens, and the three step out with Katsuki still lost in thought.Ā
āWait, they both act like this?ā he asks.Ā
Izuku and Shoto exchange a look then shrug.
āI guess love makes you a little ridiculous,ā Izuku offers. Shoto grins in agreement and suddenly Katsuki has the sudden feeling that heās losing.
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When Katsuki shows up to your apartment an hour, you can practically feel the tension in the air, emanating from the deep frown on his face.
You raise an eyebrow at him as he makes eye contact with you, wondering what the problem is this time. Itās not that heās never been prickly coming home, but usually he softens when you greet him; this time however, you welcome him home and he gives you a less than enthusiastic response before dropping off his keys on the counter and running to the bathroom.
You give him 2 minutes to do his business and flush, then when he comes out decide to deal with his pouting gently.
āWhatās the problem, baby?ā Thereās a tiny bit of playfulness in the way you reach for his cheeks and pat them, and he leans into your touch, even if heās grumpy. Placing his hands on yours, he asks, completely seriously,Ā
āDonāt you have something silly to ask me?ā
Your hands drop from his face slowly and you tilt your head to the side, slow-blinking.Ā
āWhat?ā
He takes your hands and replaces them back on his cheeks, an action that almost brings you to laughter but you opt instead to remain serious.
āDonāt you wanna ask me if Iād marry you in every lifetime or something?ā
You watch him stunned then laugh.
āWhat is this about?āĀ
He pouts.
āDo you even get jealous over me?ā
The two of you watch each other in silence as you take this in, and then you burst into laughter for real, unable to hold it in.
āKatsuki-ā you start between giggles,Ā ā- whatās this about?ā
āYouāre not crazy enough about me,ā he finally admits, then his hands lower for his arms to wrap around your waist, pressing you flush to him.
You give him a sly look.
āSo youāre giving me permission to be crazy?ā you ask. A finger is pressed to his chest and you draw circles on it. As you look up at him furtively, your teeth now biting your lower lip in mischief, he wonders if heās making a mistake.Ā
And yet he takes your fingers in his hands and kisses them.
āYes.ā
You giggle and pull back, putting your hands on your hips.
āHave you considered that you might be the crazy one?ā you tease.
And that goes over fine at the moment when he hugs you and kisses you and decides to move on to dinner, but itās an idea that suddenly plagues him in the middle of the night.Ā
Donāt say it, donāt say it, donāt say itā¦
He turns over to you in bed and nudges you. Your eyes creak open and he looks positively distressed, as he asks:
āWould you still love me if I were a worm?ā
hello danonation, tonights a fine night to talk about parasocial relationships, internet etiquette, and just common fucking decency???
do: take inspiration from dano and kazan, watch their movies, take screenshots, write fanfiction about their CHARACTERS, maladaptive daydream about them literally fucking whatever okay go wild within reason.
dont: dont stalk them. dont leak their private, intimate photos online. dont repost said intimate photos. think fucking critically when you see a picture that seems off or a little too private. dont publicly post deranged shit about dano on social media where theres a chance he or his relatives (his DAUGHTER someday?!) could see it. dont do this shit to ANY person, celebrity or otherwise! how would you feel? this is common sense people i cant believe i have to tell you thisā¦
i cannot expect people to censor themselves in private conversations, in diaries, in sketchbooks, on writing software, but i urge you all to keep these things PRIVATE. have some fucking decorum if you must do any weird shit. celebrities are human beings just like us. if you wouldnt say it to their face, or to your neighbour, then you should keep your mouth shut period.