Reblog If Your Name Isn't Ashley.

If this post gets 4k notes I'll post a violin cover of the gomens theme

Disclaimer: I don't play that well it's just a hobby dont expect something professional

Tweets like this sincerely embody the attitude that helped lead Trump back to the White House btw

Of course, there are legitimate criticisms of Uber and Lyft, but the above attitude very quickly devolves into, "In the past, it was so cheap to have servants show up via my cell phone to deliver a $2 cheezborger to my house or drive me places. The economy is in shambles because now these services cost more money and we must RETVRN to the glory days. My burrito taxi costs money under the current system, so an outsider like Trump will make it cheaper! He’s a businessman! I am very intelligent.”

Meanwhile, this is the actual state of the economy

People really don’t give a shit about information, just vibes

Cryptid Sighting. He knows what he saw!!!

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

heeppy hoolida

Every day I learn something baffling about Massachusetts

I was sad, but a drag queen lent me her violin for a while, and I started playing it. I got quite good at it despite the fact that I didn’t really know exactly what I was doing, until I played it a little too hard and it broke. I cried, until she later came up to me and comforted me, saying something like, “All that matters is that you played,” and then I woke up.