Rock Lee: Pure Of Heart, Round Of Ass.

James was Hamlet the whole time…

UGH goddamn!! jem is such a good nickname for james

too many hyperfixations at the same time i might explode

it’s an omega/omega relationship and nobody can convince me otherwise

Yes, Eddie is definitely the top in the relationship but he also likes to wear pretty lingerie and heels while telling Steve what a good boy he is.

Her speech was hilarious.

“Oh, wrap it up yes.” *makes fart noise with her mouth*

Best Actress nominee for ‘The Favourite’ Olivia Colman accepts the award for Best Actress during the 91st Annual Academy Awards.

True Bi/Ace solidarity is both being able to make the joke “I like my men the way I like my women.” despite having vastly different punch lines.

pov someone makes the mistake of mentioning any of my hyperfixations around me:

listen. as the biggest supporter of fanfiction ever. y’all need to stop publishing that shit.

i’m being so honest rn

some people are just meant to be fanfic authors. and that’s ok. but i would really love it if they would stop publishing books

like guys… this is what you want?

self insert badass female main character

the same male love interest (dark, shadow powers, not actually evil, etc)

a very clear list of trigger warnings and tropes that tell you exactly what’s going to happen

no actual discernable plot, just people doing cool things

no cliffhangers (god forbid you don’t get immediate closure)

smut scenes and characters being unreasonably horny all the time

this is me speaking my truth.

and telling y’all to get out of everyone’s faces and go back to wattpad from whence you came

calcified heart spell 💎

a spell to protect your emotions // hold weak moments until they can be private

💎 gather: clay, a bruised peach, eggshell, rose, and sea salt

💎 grind the eggshell, rose, and sea salt together. mix with the clay

💎 take the pit out of the peach to keep as a charm.

💎 cover the peach with the clay, then bury the peach.

💎 your heart will be protected, but it will still be soft on the inside.

14 y/o finds out new emotion