Voidneon - VoidNeon

Would this be a good way to start the story or not? I'd like opinions so as to better the story for others

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man, this came out much better than I was expecting

the amount of letters in your full name is now your forever age. what is it?

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

At least it fits in my pants

to all the people who say they have/wish to have a megadonger of a dick, just think about this. this exact reason is why you should be happy with your size.

reblog to give the person you reblogged from a comfy sweater

Discrete mathematics and psychology are like 2 friends who agree on a recipe for a meal. But discrete mathematics feels the need to explain every single way the recipe could be wrong while psychology just responds with "yeah but this could be correct for some people"

my dentist: hey I see your wisdom teeth seem to be coming in, have you been experience any pain or irritation?

me: not really, I’ll have the occasional moment where I’m aware of them being there, but it’s not constant you know?

my dentist: okay so we got someone who specializes in wisdom tooth removal, I’ll ask them when they come in later today if they’d be able to remove yours

me: o-okay