BLORBO!!

me when i just learned my shithead dad died of a cancer he had for months and never told me about but my stupid patient needs a follow-up

an actual canon, legitimate conversation between house and wilson AT WORK:

House: I need my apartment key back.

Wilson: If you’re breaking up with me, can we at least talk about it first?

House: Maybe if you weren’t all nag, and no shag…

Wilson: I don’t sleep with married men.

you cannot make this shit up.

Chase infodumped so hard here. House plays poorly, he immediately gave advice that a casual player wouldn't care about, and then gets a strike to reemphasize his point. Diversity win! your rebound for your situationship/several-year long marriage is autistic and is absolutely pummeling you in bowling.

Favorite part of House so far is how Wilson just pops in and out of scenes. House leaves a room and he just walks on screen and starts walking with him down the hallway like he's been there the whole time. Where did he come from. He truly is also in this episode

House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

If i had a dollar for everytime a house md character angrily made a peanutbutter jelly sandwich in the break room id have two. I think

EVERY TIME I GET MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THEM IT HURTS

of fucking course James Wilson is his emergency contact, and his physician

one of the funniest sequences

Robert Chase lore is like "my father left me, I had to take care of my abusive alcoholic mother and baby sister, I drank and experimented with drugs in my teen years, my sister became an alcoholic like our mother and we havent spoken in years, I wanted to be a priest but I struggled with guilt and faith after being caught sleeping with the groundskeeper's wife. " And then on the other end of this spectrum it's like "i really like bowling , im a licensed hypnotist , and i like to surf."

Watching House while my body is failing is so ironic on so many levels lmfao