Javert Turning Up To To Valjeans Office Like I Am Here To Inform You That You Have A Problem With Me

“i was born afab!” “i was born amab” well i was born inside a jail I was born with scum like you I am from the gutter too

Wdym you don’t own to two silver chandeliers gifted to you by a bishop because you stole his silverware

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

The people who were introduced to Les Misérables through the musicals and just started reading the novel for the first time be like:

"God, why is there so much lore about The Bishop?"

"Oh, so Fantine was actually blonde after all"

"Why do all of Fantine's friends seem to be complete jerks?"

"I HATE YOU, FÉLIX THOLOMYÈS"

"Geez, so Cosette spent five years with the Thénardiers. And the last time Fantine saw her she was just two-years-old"

"What do you mean Éponine has a younger sister? And was Gavroche her brother this whole time?"

"WHY IS THERE SO MUCH THINGS ABOUT WATERLOO?"

"WAIT, NOW THERE ARE FIVE THÉNARDIERS KIDS? AND THEY "RENTED" TWO OF THEM?"

Look what I just found! It’s a historical version of the Spider-Man meme! (A newspaper cartoon from 1914 about who started world war 1)

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

Today is February 26th.

Happy Hugo's 223rd birthday!

Let's say: Thank you Hugo, for writing such a great book and creating these wonderful characters🥰🥰🥰

And 223 is the right age of writing more about les miz and ABC and e/R!

So wake up, Victor Hugo!

(April 12th 2024)

No medical confirmation or psychological evaluation necessary. The law will be active by the 1st of November this year.

First names can also be changed while changing gender. One all inclusive package with minimum effort.

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton