This App Is A Fucking Prison.

Generally if someone says they were born in the wrong era they're about to be very wrong and a bit of a prick - This doesn't apply to Noel Gruber from ride the cyclone. Because after saying he wished he was a hooker in 1920 he said about dying of typhoid flu and severe depression

happy saturday

“I’m a Virgo” “I’m a Capricorn” well I am the wind twisting and turning I give the fire enough to stay burning???

hetch enjoyers this is for you

GOD I FUCKING LOVE HIM AHDYIEHAJCODKAJ WORDS CANT DESCRIBE THE AMOUNT OF EUPHORIA I FEEL WHEN I SEE THIS BLORBO

Mikey angelo

I’d like to formally apologise to Joey Richter for once again working up the courage to interact with him on Twitter.

To further prove my point, may I present this beautiful artistic rendition made by @cowardlykrow

A lot of straight people simply cannot grasp the concept of gay people existing before the 2000s

straight people are so fascinating even when they aren't actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said "I'm sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant's a man? where'd the woman come from? I'm so confused." and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony's attention and one of my classmates responded as though I'd been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said "caesar" and "him" multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that's even a little bit gay.

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

misha. i will not be taking criticism

am i wrong