The Amount Of Stevenposting (and By Extension, Metagrossposting) Official Pokemon Accounts Have Been

Literally

Wallace, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed to be the king of all of the ducks.

Diantha: I would, but then I'd be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Its Time... for headcanons lol

god, am i mentally prepared to spill the mess that is my headcanons?

no. but eh, wha'd you gonna do 'bout it.

most are based off of pokespe because it gives me the most wallace i have ever seen in pokemon. anyways, do or don't enjoy idc.

Wallace is so fucked up about Stevens death, visions mid-day, nightmares, cold sudden feelings, like the touch of a dead body, and just emotion. He's glad Steven's around, but the shit he saw is damn well engraved in his mind.

ok next one

This may very well be a stretch, and a spoiler to the end of hoenn pokespe, but so was the first so eh sorry if i spoiled it for anybody, but WHY is it that when Celebi bring our protagonists to a different universe, that Wallace is the only one injured? Maybe Wallace was brought with in a differnt way? One could assume that in said world they succeeded flawlessly without casualty, and only minor injury. But Wallace is way too hurt, with a broken arm, some eye area injury (?) and likely broken ribs. I know its a stretch but I like it.

What's your relationship like with Juan then, Wallace?

-clearza

*Wallace*

Oh, very positive! Ah, as a child it was miserable knowing my parents just were too busy for me. So at first I'd hated Juan, as he was but a replacement to me.

But as time went on... I learned to open up to my mentor/guardian, appreciating that someone is there for me. Juan knew I was hurt, and allowed me to take time to heal, on my own schedule.

Now? Oh, he couldn't be prouder of me and Steven. She was so supportive of me becoming Champion too!

Also, Juan has interchangable pronouns if I confused you (He/Her/They/It)

Anywho, Me and it are on lovely terms, talking or staying in contact constantly! Them and Steven are some of my most trusted pupil.

Thank you for asking!

AJR's new song is incredible!

as i speak the song came out ten minutes ago

i have not stopped listening.

anyways

back to listening

Happy Asexuality Day 🖤🩶🤍💜

ROUND 1 GROUP A

(Reminder of the criteria. Names are formatted as [dad name(s)] & [kid name(s)].)

listen norman i like you i really do but like

wallace

I've complained about this before and I'll do it again, I am very disappointed and sad about the lack of Wallace merch out there. All I want is a little keychain for my work keys, so when I'm having a bad day or stressful day I can look at him and give myself an ounce of serotonin to get me through my day.

If there are any artists who make acrylic keychains and are open to commissions, let me know! I will pay extra if I have to

C'mon, pokemon Fandom, don't just favorite the new trainers 😭

they are here.

i don't know

:)