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Elon Musk’s attorneys are immolating themselves as we speak

FASD

yayyyy..

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

lisia spread because again :] i love her so much 💖

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WHAT :D

we did it

This is the drawing I did for the pokemas fanart contest. My favorite event that never got a rerun

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Wallace, holding an unconscious Steven: Oh no, please don't be dead again.

Are you hunting with the shiny charm?

sadly, no. i am doing a nuzlocke and cant complete my dex. i havent got it yet, but im still trying!

shiny hunting wormhole entei

sigh

Wallace, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed to be the king of all of the ducks.

Diantha: I would, but then I'd be lying to the King of All Ducks.

I want this to be an actual poll, so I'm gonna need a REALLY big sample size, so do ANYTHING you can to get this around! Reblog it! Kung-pow-penis me, if you have to! Wreck my notifications! Just do ANYTHING!

COUGHING BOMB

VS

HYDROGEN BABY

oh im not a fan xbox-- 4 FUCKEN DAYS!? SCREW DIABLO, GO BACK TO PRIDE! ;-;

So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I'm CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now

it really is fun when your partner also loves the same ship as you bcs then you guys can go insane together at 2am

uhh, quick note. Originshipping is the shipping of the two champions of Hoenn: Steven Stone and Wallace.

Originalshipping is Red/Blue

*I still ship originalshipping*

Wallace, after pulling a charming attractive rich boy who's also a Hoenn champion

nice

This game has ruined my life

no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload

Aw crap, This whole game made me cry a whole lot... I am secretly hoping the next game doesnt come out for some time so rise+sunbreak stay alive ;-;

or specifically utsushi. best mh character

utsushi still showing up even at the end ;w;

JUST LET ME BE.

i have to share with you all my favorite totk video ever

ROUND 1 GROUP A

(Reminder of the criteria. Names are formatted as [dad name(s)] & [kid name(s)].)

nonono who'd pick HEAT!?

you can always bundle up! Then you feel like a cozy marshmallow <3 that is not in the heats case, you can only wear thin, cut clothing! plus who even likes sweating??

I remember in high school my geography teacher said humans will choose to live in unbeatable heat over unbearable cold, but nearly every single person I've met in my life has said they'd rather die in the cold than live in the heat, so now I thought to myself why not outsource this question!

no fahrenheit because if i have to google the answers on polls with no celcius, so do you

pokespe is rotting in my brain rn...

goddamit wallace just had to be a part of SO much drama in it.

ruby and saffire, just ruby, all gym leaders, winnona specifically too, steven, evil teams... *realizes i spelt sapphire wrong*

wallace seems like a magnet for bad shit, bro can't catch a break!

*also that one tabitha scene isnt spoken about enough, cuz how did steven barge in at the right time. steven literally pulled a guardian angel act on em*

Okay this is going to be a super unpopular opinion but I like Hoennian zigzagoon a lot more than Galarian zigzagoon

Now don't get me wrong I think they are both adorable and yes I am aware galarian zigzagoon is more useful as some people say but, I don't care, the hoennian one will always mean more to me than the other one, I also think it's more adorable

I just love the original so much more! 🥰 It was also the very first Hoenn pokemon I caught when I was a kid and played ruby version for the first time and since the Hoenn games are my favorite and bring back so much happy memories for me, this little guy will always have a special place in my heart even if people mostly use them as HM slaves

🥰🥰🥰🥰

Also wish they would add them to S&V I would love to have them zig zagging behind me as I walk

"lets go into the fricken' cave."

-wallace

He is so important to me (happy pride month!)

LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you

what are the champions opinions on sharpies

An excellent inquiry.

Lance likes Sharpies. They're bold, they're strong, and they're permanent. He feels powerful when he uses them.

Steven doesn't really like Sharpies. He thinks felt-tipped pens feel weird to write with. He prefers fountain pens.

Wallace only likes Sharpies for art projects. He doesn't like how much they bleed through regular paper.

Cynthia loves Sharpies because they're hard to get rid of. She also likes how opaque they are, it's very satisfying to her.

Alder has commitment issues. Alder does not like Sharpies.

Iris is that one kid who sniffs Sharpies to try to get high off of them. She likes Sharpies, but she's not allowed to have them.

N does not know what Sharpies are.

Diantha doesn't like Sharpies. She's afraid that they'll explode and get on her clothes.

Leon often mistakes Sharpies for dry-erase markers. Leon no longer keeps Sharpies in his office.

Geeta doen't have much of an opinion on sharpies. She'll use them occasionally, but generally prefers other writing utensils.