I Put My Glasses On My Head To Rub My Eyes, But Only After I Rubbed My Eyes For Like 2 Seconds I Was

The season for baring your soul.

Hello everyone. 

Preface for the blog: Tonight I proudly present what for the time being is my penultimate drop. Whilst for many online personalities designing merch is a valid creative project all on its own, as someone who is known principally for their comedy content I personally feel like my merch should more often be in support of the other things I make (don’t want to go full Rihanna lmao no shade). There was an exciting project I’ve long been working on, originally planned to release this October, but sometimes things don’t go as ideally planned (c’est la vie) so these last two collections in the making many moons ago will be my last for now. However I am particularly passionate about these new things, having worked on some for almost two years and I hope they can bring you as much joy as they did to me creating them.

As the nights grow longer along with the clothing we wrap around ourselves, I introduce three treasured items to help you embrace your inner truth - the MY SOUL collection.

MY SOUL Black Hoodie Dress

A super-long black hoodie with black embroidery. A statement to share your spirit with the world. Functions as an oversized layer or a dress by itself - with hidden pockets for convenience.

MY SOUL Nail Polish

Pure Matte Black nail polish. If it isn’t so dark it absorbs light, it isn’t right.

MY SOUL Scented Candle

A black scented candle in black glass in a black box - with notes of dark spices, amber and wood. The comforting aroma of the hole where your heart should be.

However you spend these dark days I hope these items satiate your spirit and that you are well. I hope to share more of myself and good news with you all soon. Thank you.

- Dan

🌍 shop.danielhowell.com 🇺🇸 us.shop.danielhowell.com 🇦🇺 au.shop.danielhowell.com

casually dying while waiting the six hours and nine minutes till Phil’s live because i happen to live in austrailia and 8pm for them is 5am for me... yay

ITS 12AM BITCHES I MADE IT! only... 5 more hours... (*´-`)

whats up and on this weeks edition of: Staying Up Till Phils live: doing alright, took like a 10 minute nap to recharge ate some chocolate and its 5 to 12 and im pretty proud of myself

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU AGAIN TO JAMES BAXTER

update: i made it, the live was good i survived by watching markipliers entire FNAF series *again* and im pretty sure i fell asleep at some point? im ready to just pass out and sleep all day

casually dying while waiting the six hours and nine minutes till Phil’s live because i happen to live in austrailia and 8pm for them is 5am for me… yay

if phil lester does not collab with safiya nygaard over vidcon, than what was it all for?

i watched the steven universe movie the other day and i absolutely l o v e Spinel’s character arch and the whole movie was just really good so heres my really bad drawing featuring Spinel’s weapon of choice; the Gem Rejuvenator and some of the lyrics from her opening song!

its 10:34 at night, i am now snorting and cry-laughing silently because this man is a comical genius

want to know where the hell i was for the first half of this year? this is the story of the time i failed to run a marathon

A year with out uploading he comes back by giving so many people the god damn courage to exist. I’m so proud of Dan and I can’t count how many times I cried watching that video, thank you so much for everything you’ve done for us

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT