Me: [opens my grandma's fridge]
A container of butter: [falls out of the moment I open the door]
My brain: Mondo? Is that you?
if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians
their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results
Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths
they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)
Jschlatt predicted both deaths
they were both heads of their respective Church
the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday
i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!
In honor of the Ides of March approaching, here’s the trash can I wrote on 2 years ago and only touch up in March
*The Sides at Home Depot*
Patton: *Fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section*
Remus: *Shitting in the display toilets*
Roman: *Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles*
Virgil: *Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes*
Logan: *Just wanted some goddamn lightbulbs and everyone ruined it*
Janus: *In the car sleeping*
so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
i mean for the palestinians the war is never over
just because they've stopped actively killing them in one of the worst genocides doesn't mean it's over for them
"they can return to their homes! their towns! their villages!" what homes? they've been bombed into rubble!
they're going to need help more than ever
Look Up
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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.
It’s my birthday so I’m forcing people on my dash to look at my cat. I can’t afford to blaze it but please look at him. His name is Fionn!
A very kind soul has decided to blaze this post! And if you want to see more of Fionn, check out @fionn-the-cat
hey guys does anyone know where I can find respite from the horrors
Call me Virgil, I steal pancreas, and I randomly hyperfixate on random things. Enjoy your stay on my strange little page.|Any pronouns
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