Me, sitting on a White House Aide’s shoulder: Just do it. Slip a pre-emptive pardon for Luigi Mangione into the pile of executive orders to be signed. You know he doesn’t read them. Just do it, it’ll be so funny.
hey guys does anyone know where I can find respite from the horrors
The neurodivergent urge to do this
Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.
Reblog is this is a safe space for the identities theses flags represent pls follow too
Hehehe I’m a demiboy <3
reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop
So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)
I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up
Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him
It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
this too shall pass
Call me Virgil, I steal pancreas, and I randomly hyperfixate on random things. Enjoy your stay on my strange little page.|Any pronouns
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