Reblog If Your Name Isn't Ashley.

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

you want to help stop tumblr from murdering itself? here's how!

click this link and go to the support page, then click "contact support"

click on the category list and click on feedback

now you need to tell staff WHY putting in an algorithm will cause the site to fucking die, and be sure to be detailed and not a dick in it. theyre not gonna listen to feedback calling them assholes

viola, if @staff listens, we'll be fine

i encourage you to reblog this so we can get as many people leaving feedback as humanly possible. we need to let staff know this is an utterly terrible idea

The funny part is that the last two are him doing nothing but still making her think she’s being pranked, therefore pranking her

i feel for her i really do… but if this wasnt me pranking my lil brother

*lifts wig slightly*

Madame

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

Posts you read as you scroll past but immediately go back to cuz it's actually kinda funny

well that just mackles my more

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