I feel like people don't really understand the joy that comes from sharing, and part of that might come from this weird idea of politeness. Just cause you have something and someone doesn't, you have to offer them some and then they politely decline. No, I baked these cookies and I have so many. I can not eat them all, nor do I have any desire to do so. I love you, yet I can't give you a piece of me no matter how much I want to. But I can give you a cookie
No one believes that young people know what they're talking about. I remember talking to my mom about something I learned in my government class and her telling me I was wrong. Even though I'd just learned it in my high school education, she refused to believe that she was wrong. The older generation, when confronted with information contrasting to their own, would rather believe they are right than admit they are wrong and learn new information that changes their viewpoint. My mom is a Democrat as well, she's better than lots of people her age, but she still believes in her own superiority
His name is actually Mario "Jumpman" Mario
Again, Kimmy asks the important questions.
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
If I'm ever in a sexual situation and the other person says "who's your daddy" I will completely ruin the mood by replying with "a piece of shit" and pouting
Welcome to my shop, can I get ya anything?
Mountain Dew is the real life version of a stamina potion
Your worst fucking nightmare
jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday hat at a restaurant and buying ice cream sandwiches in bulk. he’s the guy Taylor swift wrote a near whole album about. and he’s not on any social media so I can’t confront him. honestly who is this man.
I don’t know how else to describe what you’re gonna see here, it’s just random stuff
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