Wandering-avian - The Brain Rots Got My A$$

Okay can we not push Ace Ash please. He's ten. TEN. He's a CHILD. He doesn't understand the concept of relationships yet. Not many children that age did. It's not cute. It's wrong. He's a child.

why is this only an issue when it comes to queer identities?

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Hi! I wanted to request a kissing headcanon with Thrax from Osmosis Jones. Or a romantic scenario just but with Thrax. Thanks in advance if you reply 🙏

okie dokie!

THRAX KISSING HEADCANNONS

• Thrax is the guy when there’s a meeting, he’ll just give ya a kiss on the hand. He’s not the guy with PDA, but he rather enjoys showing his love for ya in the littlest things like kissing your hand or cheek.

• When you and him are just by yourselves, just having a break day or brainstorming. He’s not afraid to heat things up, he’ll start giving you pecks out of nowhere. Then when the time is right, while you’re talking. He’ll just start kissing out of nowhere! Then everything y’all will be doing is suddenly to a halt until y’all are done.

• watch his hands, especially his claw, cause they can go anywhere and I mean anywhere!

• when his has the time and you both are outside, walking around. He’ll grab ya to a near by alley way then….you can be creative what happens next.

• He can be a hopeless romantic if he wants, when your around he can just think of the cutest things you can do with each other, then he’ll be weak to his knees.

• He loves ranking his hands through your hair to deepen the kiss, and to make you weak too.

•He’s go to is your lips, hands, and cheeks. For god sakes let him show you his love, he burns out so freaking easy from the amount of work to fill his goal!

• In the mornings, he’ll kiss your neck if you are up first to make breakfast, he’ll wrap his arms around you and got to your neck to remind you that he does love you.

• now, if it’s the butt crack of dawn and he’s up first for work, and he wants to bring you. He’ll kiss you until you wake up, he does not care if you are a heavy sleeper or a light sleeper (okay, he does care if you are a heavy sleeper, he’ll pour water on you)

Alright, Bowser x Reader (Jack Black, of course)

Tiny Bowser is just a teeny little man and Reader, who is friends with Mario and Luigi, doesn’t really get the whole “Committed various war crimes” part. She treats Bowser like a pet, in a way. Like, she’s aware that he’s a sentient being, but he’s just so little.

Anyways, something happens and the mushroom wears off and instead of going for Peach, he goes for the one person that treated him like someone other than an evil overlord. Reader.

Cue Beauty and The Beast speedrun where Reader realizes that he’s still her little man

My ass pondering the orb like

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

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