Shorthands For Dumbassery That I Have Grown To Love Deeply

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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1 year ago

miscellaneous pixel gifs! with one for Laura again lol :3

Miscellaneous Pixel Gifs! With One For Laura Again Lol :3
Miscellaneous Pixel Gifs! With One For Laura Again Lol :3
Miscellaneous Pixel Gifs! With One For Laura Again Lol :3
Miscellaneous Pixel Gifs! With One For Laura Again Lol :3

@batsbolts-andfangs (i hope you dont mind me tagging u sm)

free for anyone to use with creds!

Miscellaneous Pixel Gifs! With One For Laura Again Lol :3
Miscellaneous Pixel Gifs! With One For Laura Again Lol :3
Miscellaneous Pixel Gifs! With One For Laura Again Lol :3
Miscellaneous Pixel Gifs! With One For Laura Again Lol :3
5 months ago

Ty for writing him like this I just know he gives soft dom energyšŸ’–šŸ‘„šŸ’–

observation (18+)

soft dom! viktor x fem! reader

the ambitious zaunite has seen many things in his lifetime. though, he still (and undoubtedly) believes you are one of the most ethereal beings to have graced his sights, but especially so when you have your mouth stuffed full.

nsfw, oral fixation, boot humping, voyerism, sub reader

Observation (18+)

ā€œyou are much more docile like this.ā€

a muffled whine rips through the quiet atmosphere of the room as the inventors fingers press down on the back of your tongue; near the entrance of your throat. saliva pools around his fingers and he watches with keen interest at how your tongue flexes, and writhes under the offending appendages.

ā€œclose,ā€ the man states simply, biting back a soft smile at how you immediately obey, lips wrapping around his knuckles.

from his seating position in the cushioned chair, he believes this sight may have been his own personal slice of heaven.

you’re currently poised prettily on your knees between his spread legs; head tilted up and eyes locked on his- back straighten to perfection at his approval. one hand rests by your lap on the floor while the other grips around a part his intricate leg brace.

viktor’s not a lover who yearns at depriving you of touch. punishments like such are rare (there typically never being a need for them). if anything he encourages your wandering hands to roam.

he is a man of science after all- observing is what he does best. he wishes to witness you for what you really are- your thoughts, opinions, reactions.

and that’s exactly how you ended up in this predicament.

his gaze remains unwavering at the slight gag he pulls from you. fingers brushing once more against the back of your throat after he’s satisfied with his determination of just how much you can take.

ā€œyou are doing so well.ā€

the natural purr his accented voice seems to carry is like melted honey to your ears. its velvety timbre vibrates through your body all the way down to your core. slick beginning to soak through the middle of your underwear.

your thighs clench and unclench in some sort of desperate attempt of relieving yourself of this ache- a move that doesn’t go unnoticed by viktor.

a subtle, sly smile graces his features as he watches you unashamedly tuck your free hand between your legs and under your clothing. saliva begins to drip down your chin as you moan around his fingers, tongue working tirelessly as your fingers press against your needy clit.

ā€œpl..ease!ā€ you cry out, eyes finally fluttering shut. your legs press tightly together to provide some sort of friction as you rub your swollen bud- a finger just barely pressing into your entrance.

he huffs out a quiet laugh, amusement written over his face. ā€œopen your eyes, zayka,ā€ he murmurs lowly as his thumb on his free hand reaches out to trace over your bottom lip, mesmerized at the strand of saliva that keeps you two strung together as he pulls it away.

you listen well and your eyes fly open at the feeling of something hard pushed up against the back of your hand currently pressed against your cunt.

viktor had adjusted his good leg to where his foot was placed now between your spread thighs. the metal working of the tip of his boot caught the low lights in the room causing it to practically sparkle.

he didn’t push you to stop your ministrations, nor did he remove his fingers from your sopping mouth. he merely looked down at you, cheeks flushed a rosy pink and hazel eyes that shone in sensuality, and allure.

you, on the other hand, knew exactly what he wanted.

you’re quick to pull your hand away from your needy pussy and press yourself down onto the worn leather. your hips are in touch with your want and immediately begin to roll themselves. back and forth, up and down. your clit catches deliciously on the cool metal which warrants a gurgled moan from your now parted lips.

viktor tilts his head with a gentle look, as if he found this whole situation endearing.

your arousal began to seep onto the man’s boot, the slip allowing you to glide more effortlessly. both your hands reach out to take ahold of viktor’s leg and use it as leverage as your desperation rose.

a hand intertwined with yours atop his knee as tensions began to heighten- coils beginning to tighten in your lower abdomen.

ā€œdon’t fight it,ā€ viktor whispers, his words almost syrupy. ā€œjust let it happen.ā€

it’s when his fingers finally exit your mouth and go to cradle the back of your head- ever so slightly tugging it back to look at your glistening, desirous expression- does that rope finally snap within you.

your orgasm doesn’t wash over you. it comes crashing down.

it take’s a few shushes and gentle murmurs to bring you down from that stagnant high. your clit, raw and sensitive, urges you to pull away from all stimulation, but instead you sag, nearly bonelessly, against viktor as he presses whispers of kisses into your sweaty hairline, continuing to caress your hair back in a loving manner.

ā€œsuch a good, willing girl you are.ā€


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11 months ago
Reblog Art Guys. Seriously.

Reblog art guys. Seriously.

1 year ago

Okay can we not push Ace Ash please. He's ten. TEN. He's a CHILD. He doesn't understand the concept of relationships yet. Not many children that age did. It's not cute. It's wrong. He's a child.

why is this only an issue when it comes to queer identities?

7 months ago

Hey I’d really appreciate it if goyim and even ashkenazi Jews would read and rb this

Hey I’d Really Appreciate It If Goyim And Even Ashkenazi Jews Would Read And Rb This
Hey I’d Really Appreciate It If Goyim And Even Ashkenazi Jews Would Read And Rb This
Hey I’d Really Appreciate It If Goyim And Even Ashkenazi Jews Would Read And Rb This
6 months ago

day 11: Transmogrify

Day 11: Transmogrify
Day 11: Transmogrify
Day 11: Transmogrify
Day 11: Transmogrify

@rotg-halloween

My first time participating in something like this. Quite proud of how it turned out

2 months ago
Well Put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook Page)

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

6 months ago

Alright, Bowser x Reader (Jack Black, of course)

Tiny Bowser is just a teeny little man and Reader, who is friends with Mario and Luigi, doesn’t really get the whole ā€œCommitted various war crimesā€ part. She treats Bowser like a pet, in a way. Like, she’s aware that he’s a sentient being, but he’s just so little.

Anyways, something happens and the mushroom wears off and instead of going for Peach, he goes for the one person that treated him like someone other than an evil overlord. Reader.

Cue Beauty and The Beast speedrun where Reader realizes that he’s still her little man


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6 months ago
Silco, The Industrialist
Silco, The Industrialist
Silco, The Industrialist

Silco, the Industrialist

7 months ago
Said It A Year Ago And I’ll Say It Again.

Said it a year ago and I’ll say it again.

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies and games while you still have the chance.

Oh, and never stop supporting physical media.

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wandering-avian - The Brain Rots Got My A$$
The Brain Rots Got My A$$

I'm all Abt orangutans mann I make art 😚 also I'm 20 if I like your content that has nothing to do with my content vibe it's bc I'm on my side blog

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