i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
sorry but being autistic and "not understanding conflicting labels" is NOT an excuse to put queer labels on your dni. Saying "lesboys dni" is just as bad as saying "trans men dni" or "lesbians dni". You can't pick and chose which queer people you do and don't accept. You either accept us all or accept no one. We are a community. Don't use autism to excuse transphobic and lesbophobic behavior.
"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
Has anyone on tumblr started documenting this wreck happening on twitter yet
Museum of witchcraft 74
As a crepuscular desert animal; it being hot outside isn't necessarily pleasant because i sit out midday; but because mornings and evenings feel and smell completely different. That and Feeling the sun on my fur briefly until i find a shaded spot to rest.
the dick artist that’s hoarding the black paint is the one who made the bean
Alright, Bowser x Reader (Jack Black, of course)
Tiny Bowser is just a teeny little man and Reader, who is friends with Mario and Luigi, doesn’t really get the whole “Committed various war crimes” part. She treats Bowser like a pet, in a way. Like, she’s aware that he’s a sentient being, but he’s just so little.
Anyways, something happens and the mushroom wears off and instead of going for Peach, he goes for the one person that treated him like someone other than an evil overlord. Reader.
Cue Beauty and The Beast speedrun where Reader realizes that he’s still her little man
I'm all Abt orangutans mann I make art 😚 also I'm 20 if I like your content that has nothing to do with my content vibe it's bc I'm on my side blog
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