I HATE TWINK WILSON I HATE TWINK WILSON SO SO SO MUCH I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

reblog for easter

rip house, you would’ve loved buzzfeed quizzes

dont get mad at me. but i think if house and wilson got together way earlier in their lives, house would still let wilson be with/marry other women with the full knowledge and understanding that wilson will cheat on them with him because house uses this to measure his importance to wilson and how wilson will always choose him over everything and everyone else. its like a really sad mindgame that gives him the feeling of power and control in their relationship so he doesnt intentionally sabotage it out of fear that wilson will end it first, thereby taking the control out of his hands. and house justifies it to himself as a win/win either way because he knows wilson will always put him first, or if wilson ever puts his wife first, house can say he always knew wilson was never going to commit to him in the end and that's why he never committed, either. u know

unfortunately the best advice i can give to everyone bad at fishing in stardew valley is that you just need to get good at fishing in stardew valley

Do y'all think House pops random boners when Wilson is mean to him.. like when Wilson sawed through House's cane I coulda SWORN I saw House get turned on in that very moment. I need to see Wilson slapping tf outta House only for House to nearly cum in his pants

Old Man viewing

I genuinely believe this is RSL’s funniest delivery

wilson...

my inbox is always open for fic prompts btw

i urge you to move swiftly while the hilson hyperfixation still has me in a death grip