Imagine Two Gnome Movers Carrying A Giant Strawberry Out To A Truck. Whimsical Scene, Huh? Well This

i think hilson is great because seperately they're very smart medical professionals etc etc but together they share one brain cell

premarital divorce

It cracks me up that Wilson is canonically really good in bed He had all there wives say to House’s face he only cared about you House but dick game was CRAZY

dr james wilson - house 2004-2012

coupon thief

Shared hobbies………

Robert Sean Leonard as “Demille Bly” in Driven (2001).

I had to make a gif specifically of this smug moment because… well, need I explain more?

all anyone knows about wilson's wife is that she's mean to him and doesn't help with household chores, but he says he stays with her because she's the love of his life. all anyone knows about house's wife is that she's naggy and bossy, but he says he stays with her because she's a demon in the sack. it takes years for anyone to realize they're married to each other

i will NOT!!!! write omegaverse hilson fic

All y'all talking bout some 'Wilson is not a freak Wilson cannot dom'

HAVE YOU WATCHED THE SHOW

He has got House on a LEASH, he walks that man like a DOG. 'Oh House uses him for money' You ever consider that maybe Wilson is just his sugar daddy. Likeee, maybe he wants to treat his boo. WHENEVER Wilson ignores House that's old sad man turns into a kicked, glassy eyed kitten vro.