Was House Fruity This Episode?

unfortunately the best advice i can give to everyone bad at fishing in stardew valley is that you just need to get good at fishing in stardew valley

i just started watching house md— like literally maybe 12 episodes in— but i the undeniable dynamic between wilson and house is palpable. like half the dynamic is “oh yeah this is my buddy. i hate everyone except this guy who is forced to tolerate me.” and the other half presents as “oh yeah thats my friend. id do anything for him even if hes a criminal in most cases. id leave my wife for him” or something along those lines. its an odd codependency ive stumbled upon, though i cant complain.

HOUSE M.D. • S4E11 ↳ “Frozen”

james wilson recs

angst: ✺ // fluff: ✿ // smut: ♡ // suggestive: ☆

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hehe many of these recs are works by my moots :')

x reader

⤷ 10:37 by catchyouintherye ♡

⤷ absolutely by misterdoctorwilson ♡

⤷ after hours by catchyouintherye ♡

⤷ james joint by @theogonize ☆

⤷ lonely doctors on a friday night by catchyouintherye ♡

⤷ selfish by misterdoctorwilson ♡

⤷ *any blurb by: @theogonize ♡☆

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hilson (house x wilson)

⤷ an inch away by @wanderingbue ♡

⤷ codependency and pillows by @occultbooks ♡

⤷ give me some tenderness beneath your honesty by @occultbooks ♡

⤷ if you ever hunger, hunger for me by petrodactyl352 ♡

⤷ taste me, too by @wanderingbue ♡

⤷ you're toxic, i'm slipping under by @occultbooks ♡

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misc

⤷ caught you hiding in the smoke by chychyd (hudson) ♡ | took me over like a fever (pt 2) by chychyd (hudson) ♡

⤷ kiss me once, then once more by catchyouintherye (hilson x reader) ♡

⤷ one for two by catchyouintherye (hilson x reader) ♡

⤷ something you all want (hilson x reader) by @occultbooks ♡

i'm writing this don't cancel me

like i love old man yaoi. i really do i promise. but i also love newly-hired-fellow twunk wilson lusting after dr house who is twice his age. like he sees the greying beard and crows feet and reading glasses and wants to pound that old man thru the mattress. is that ok

So you're telling me that there's a House subplot where House calls Wilson a wuss for being unable to choose furniture. Wilson of course denies this, so House challenges him to find at least one piece of furniture that Wilson likes. His excuse for this is that all of Wilson's exes have picked out the furniture, and that shouldn't define Wilson's taste. That he should find a piece of furniture that "says something about himself". Anyway, Wilson fails miserably and is unable to find ONE piece of furniture he likes.

His loss to House makes him confide in Cuddy, who tells him to just hire a decorator and stop caring about what House says. So he does. He hires a decorator, and House notices it instantly. Wilson basically immediately admits to hiring a decorator, but then House notices one piece of furniture still covered by a cloth across the room. He walks over, reveals what's inside and smiles. It's one of those organ piano things, clearly meant for House. The ONE furniture that Wilson liked and was able to choose was one for House.

And I kid you not, it ends with House saying "I like what this says about you Wilson" whilst Wilson just fondly... stares. Then he walks off and House continues playing.

This show I swear to god.

seriously WHAT was the reason to lean in like that

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

sue sylvester and gregory house are two sides of the same coin and in my head they are best friends

You're an ass. House, M.D. | 1x02 Paternity