I Actually Do Think House And Wilson Should Go On A Big Romantic Weekend In The Poconos But They Joke

Shoutout to the toxic yuri going on in House where a patient let her girlfriend give her part of her liver despite the fact that she was planning to leave her because "she got bored of her," and the girlfriend knew the patient was planning to leave her but gave her the liver anyway so that she'd be trapped in the relationship out of guilt

wilson is so repressed he probably insists he can't be gay because he didn't like when an ex wife tried pegging him once but he doesn't mention that he moaned house's name during and then she beat him over the head with the strap-on

He drugs wilson but then gently catches his dropping head to lay it down on the table. Also later in the episode, wilson is seen in his bed without pants and he had been unconscious so it was definitely house who took off his pants and tucked him into bed

House: You eat neediness. Wilson: Lucky for you.

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

guys,,,, wilsons ambidextrous??

they get sooo fucking hissy about each other

"Hilson is toxic" yeah but they make each other genuinely smiles so it's okay.

hang on lmao u know that episode when wilson skips xmas dinner w his wife to eat chinese food with house in romantic lighting in private. first he asked house to come over for xmas dinner and like, what if house said yes. did wilson really want his boybestfriend to come third wheel an intimate holiday dinner with his wife, who is the only one in their marriage who actually celebrates said holiday. james...........

dont get mad at me. but i think if house and wilson got together way earlier in their lives, house would still let wilson be with/marry other women with the full knowledge and understanding that wilson will cheat on them with him because house uses this to measure his importance to wilson and how wilson will always choose him over everything and everyone else. its like a really sad mindgame that gives him the feeling of power and control in their relationship so he doesnt intentionally sabotage it out of fear that wilson will end it first, thereby taking the control out of his hands. and house justifies it to himself as a win/win either way because he knows wilson will always put him first, or if wilson ever puts his wife first, house can say he always knew wilson was never going to commit to him in the end and that's why he never committed, either. u know