Changed My Name Cause I Havent Really Been Doing Lots Of Art Posting So This Is No Longer False Advertising

I've been blessed to see this with my own eyes.

qwq my heart <3. This really made my day.

[Video description: a man holding a small chocolate box is wearing a orange plaid shirt, he is mostly bald but has a beard and small amount of hair on his head. The man also has tattoos on his arms.

Man: you know, momma always said having kids was like a box of chocolates

You never know what your gonna get

(the man opens the box and pulls out a small note with the word pansexual written on it)

Man: thats a good one!

(pulls out note with bisexual written on it)

Man: i like that one too!

(pulls out another note with asexual on it)

Man: thats a good one!

(pulls out card with gender fluid on it)

Man: yes!

(pulls out card with non binary on it)

Man: oh, yes!

(pulls out card with trans gender on it)

Man: definitely!!

(pulls out card with straight on it)

Man: thats a good one

(pulls out card with gay on it)

Man: i like that one!

(pulls out card with lesbian on it)

Man: and i like this one too!

There isn’t anything in this box that i dont like!

The video ends and is credited to princess dad @/ourdadnow on tik tok

End description]

Im so glad i can just have this knowledge. Thank you op.

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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im happy to see a good omen in any form so imma do it

Many will not see this ever but...if the spirit of this post felt that you have a good heart, it will let you be lucky enough to come accross it. The legend says that if you reblog this post the kind spirit will protect you from something bad or bring something good to your life. If you don't, the spirit is not evil and will not punish you but they will probably think you are dumb af for letting such a good omen pass you by.

Bet uvu

support trans people.

id say one of us but thats currently not the case lmao 

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

someone needs to make a discord server for when ao3 goes down so we can actively cry at eachother because we were in the middle of reading something and now we are stuck just sitting here waiting for a posted chapter (dont get me wrong i appreciate the volunteers for working so hard to fix it and i am eternally grateful for all of them) and i can only imagine how fast the chat would be going lol

Ok if you want to like 7 of my posts then I am going to like 17-70 of your posts, this is a threat /

That is the most reassuring threat I've ever gotten lmao

i both love and hate this 

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

For those like me who def need the help

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!