Had A Dream That I Met A Wizard And We Fell In Love And Became Unhealthily Attached To Each Other So

xD what the fuck, i love it

your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement.

amen

YOU hates terfs

Name 5 things that make you happy and then ask the 10 people that last reblogged your stuff the same thing!

One my family. I got really lucky with them ( I live in the lone star state, part of LGBT have supporting family even if i’m not technically out [glass closet and all that] they don’t force religion down my throat [one teacher did and hated him if you want more info just ask and ill answer]) So my family makes me really happy im lucky to have them.

Two is the stupid UwU mode pack or whatever for minecraft cause seeing the wolves go from OwO to UwU is just so precious 

Three my friends. I love my friends they understand im not the best when it comes to texting and that I prefer calls or just meeting in person.

Four my new laptop. I had accidentally broken my phone, my tablet stopped responding and i could only steal my sisters phone to talk to my friends so many times. So its nice to be able to talk to them.

Five My room. It may be  a kind of weird answer but its my space I am safe and free and don’t have to stress its amazing.

Im not sure how many urls it is at this point but imma say a lot

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

this will be nice to just have

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pretty please and for those around me lol

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

>First, we’ve discovered that about a quarter of all the internet connection in or out of the house were ad related. In a few hours, that’s about 10,000 out of 40,000 processed.

>We also discovered that every link on Twitter was blocked. This was solved by whitelisting the https://t.co domain.

>Once out browsing the Web, everything is loading pretty much instantly. It turns out most of that Page Loading malarkey we’ve been accustomed to is related to sites running auctions to sell Ad space to show you before the page loads. All gone now.

>We then found that the Samsung TV (which I really like) is very fond of yapping all about itself to Samsung HQ. All stopped now. No sign of any breakages in its function, so I’m happy enough with that.

>The primary source of distress came from the habitual Lemmings player in the house, who found they could no longer watch ads to build up their in-app gold. A workaround is being considered for this.

>The next ambition is to advance the Ad blocking so that it seamlessly removed YouTube Ads. This is the subject of ongoing research, and tinkering continues. All in all, a very successful experiment.

>Certainly this exceeds my equivalent childhood project of disassembling and assembling our rotary dial telephone. A project whose only utility was finding out how to make the phone ring when nobody was calling.

>Update: All4 on the telly appears not to have any ads any more. Goodbye Arnold Clarke!

>Lemmings problem now solved.

>Can confirm, after small tests, that RTÉ Player ads are now gone and the player on the phone is now just delivering swift, ad free streams at first click.

>Some queries along the lines of “Are you not stealing the internet?” Firstly, this is my network, so I may set it up as I please (or, you know, my son can do it and I can give him a stupid thumbs up in response). But there is a wider question, based on the ads=internet model.

>I’m afraid I passed the You Wouldn’t Download A Car point back when I first installed ad-blocking plug-ins on a browser. But consider my chatty TV. Individual consumer choice is not the method of addressing pervasive commercial surveillance.

>Should I feel morally obliged not to mute the TV when the ads come on? No, this is a standing tension- a clash of interests. But I think my interest in my family not being under intrusive or covert surveillance at home is superior to the ad company’s wish to profile them.

>Aside: 24 hours of Pi Hole stats suggests that Samsung TVs are very chatty. 14,170 chats a day.

>YouTube blocking seems difficult, as the ads usually come from the same domain as the videos. Haven’t tried it, but all of the content can also be delivered from a no-cookies version of the YouTube domain, which doesn’t have the ads. I have asked my son to poke at that idea.

This game will haunt me to my death bed and im fine with that fact

Hetaoni??? In 2020??? LWDKjfk???????

Reblogs would be greatly appreciated, this took me forever orz

i want this for no reason in particular

Its such a rip off that flowers don’t taste good

i love my mom no matter what

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(