Married Hilson 🗣️🗣️

sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

i bet the stars would be so proud to know their fragments created someone like you

como te va, superstar?

♬the drunk - kiltro

r/anarchychess is my new favorite sub i love circlejerk subs and its so funny that theres one for chess

from one of my three aus, here's a stanford.

the fault lies with you, ishmael!

you can do it, magikarp!

[art by me - neonscrapyard]

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Background painting & Color Key by Léa Pinto