my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “lord of the flies” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw a beast in the trees
my buddy jack, pacing: ralph is lying to us
do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
I know im just on my period but reading that romania has over 10 million sheep is making me cry. If we banded together we could give each person a sheep for half a week, and the other half itd go to someone else. Some ppl could even have a whole sheep for the entire week to themselves... but only those who are worthy of such a blessing
now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.
We all have to log off at some point man.
Whatever... just go. I'll be fine
in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.
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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it