new year's eve truly is the papyrus holiday of all time. staying awake at ungodly hours to explode things with the ones you love. setting unreachable goals for yourself in the future that nevertheless drive you to have hope in the days to come and become a better version of yourself. acronym is his catchphrase. i bet he's out there right now having a blast. cannon i mean.
president biden signs executive order to blow alfred the fuck up
goodbye white boy
part 7 of 7 - confessions
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Thank you all for reading! Especially if you've been following since day 1 lol :) as a side note, this was meant to be only 1 page per day, but the final two parts got a little out of hand... for a total of 16 pages! (9 just for this finale)
has anyone else noticed that being alive is like. not the most dignified experience ever
The Dragostea Din Tei music video but instead of the three members of O Zone, it’s Romania, Bulgaria, and Serbia
alternatively titled: three guys get drunk and steal a plane
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Canada 😌: Maybe everything that dies someday comes back.
America 😎💣: I hope so! I have been preparing for a Zombie apocalipse for a long time now. It's time to kick some zombie' ass!
My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
despite everything
(happy 8 years undertale)
hi bitchia what are your honest thoughts on the classic Sans Stronger than You video and other similar stuff that you may have strong opinions on? (MOTI UT Musical, any other classic fandom content)
hi rose! do you mean turn around kid, it'd be a crime. if i had to go back on that promise that i made for you, so don't step over that line. or else friend you're gonna have a bad time. but kids like you don't play by the rules, and guys like me? it ain't easy to be played for fools. so let's go, let the room get chiller. let's go dirty brother killer. go ahead and try to hit me if you're able. guess you've figured now that mercy's off the table. something something something if you keep on trying. but i think you're just mad you keep dying. you're not gonna win, we'll be here together, fighting in this judgement hall forever. and i know you'll just reset each time i beat ya, but I'll always be right back here to meetcha. i know you're made: o-o-o-o-of, L-o-o-o-o-oVe. L-o-o-o-o-ove. o-o-o-o-of L-o-o-o-o-ove, L-o-o-o-o-ove.
I know who you are, you remember who I—wait. no, fuck that's the frisk version. This is where it stops, this is where it ends. if you want to get past me, well you better try again. but no matter how i stall you, you won't give up your attack. do you just like the feeling... of your sins crawling on your back? So go ahead and try to hit me if you're able, guess you've figured now that mercy's off the table. think that you can try to spare me like I'm some pawn? well, you didn't spare my brother, so get dunked on. i know you made my friends all disappear, but everything they cared about is why I'm here. i am their mercy, i am their vengeance, i am determination. i know you're made: o-o-o-o-of, L-o-o-o-o-ove, L-o-o-o-o-ove. but i think I'm stronger than you
*you hear a mechanical click*
*a trapdoor opens underneath my feet and i fall into a pool of crocodiles*